Since I started looking at porn back in the days of dial up, back when most internet porn was just pictures, I used to think that you just stuck your dick in and then...well that was it. Perhaps you discussed politics or sports with it just sitting in there or something.

Wait, you mean there's more involved? :confused:

I didn't understand the point of condoms, because I thought sex was something people would only do if they wanted to get pregnant, and would altogether want to get over with quickly. I still remember when it dawned on me, asking my parents, "It doesn't feel good, does it?"

I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.

You most likely will, not literally but characteristics of her will be found in your future wife.

My mom once told me that when I was like 5 or 6, I said I was going to marry my dad or something along those lines. Freud and Jung were definitely spot on with the whole female Oedipus complex (Electra complex).

Yeah, I don't like to think about my penchant for overbearing redheads. *shudder*

i thought i could be a girl at any time

(without surgery)

When I was really little, I used to think that boys grew up to be women and girls grew up to be men. Oh boy.

Pshh... I must be a mold breaker, then.
I can't imagine marrying someone as ridiculous as my mom. I'd need a brain transplant first.

Well if you are looking to avoid them completely and going against the grain then that's fine but maybe that relationship won't work out as well as if you found someone with similar traits to your mother even if you hate them