Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid

METALLICA_RULES · 07-06-2011, 07:33 AM

I thought a ***got was a type of chicken nugget.

Howard the Duck · 07-07-2011, 02:34 AM

i thought 100 bucks was a LOT of money

~~Farfisa~~ · 07-07-2011, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

i thought 100 bucks was a LOT of money

I still do.

crash_override · 07-07-2011, 04:20 AM

I used to think the way that the act of sexual intercourse was completed was to urinate inside a womans vagina.

Thanks a lot soft core porn, you leave too much to the imagination.

The Batlord · 07-07-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

I used to think the way that the act of sexual intercourse was completed was to urinate inside a womans vagina.

Thanks a lot soft core porn, you leave too much to the imagination.

Since I started looking at porn back in the days of dial up, back when most internet porn was just pictures, I used to think that you just stuck your dick in and then...well that was it. Perhaps you discussed politics or sports with it just sitting in there or something.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-07-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Since I started looking at porn back in the days of dial up, back when most internet porn was just pictures, I used to think that you just stuck your dick in and then...well that was it. Perhaps you discussed politics or sports with it just sitting in there or something.

Wait, you mean there's more involved?

Dayvan Cowboy · 07-07-2011, 06:52 AM

When I was little, I was dead set on being an astronaut, and somehow I got the idea that if I wished hard enough for it before I went to bed, i'd wake up and it would come true, and then I'd cry in the morning when I realised I wasn't in space.

also, I used to believe that there was a monster in the bathtub drain named george. I would run around the house screaming GEORGE! GEORGE! in pure terror.

storymilo · 07-07-2011, 03:22 PM

I didn't understand the point of condoms, because I thought sex was something people would only do if they wanted to get pregnant, and would altogether want to get over with quickly. I still remember when it dawned on me, asking my parents, "It doesn't feel good, does it?"

I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.

djchameleon · 07-07-2011, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.

You most likely will, not literally but characteristics of her will be found in your future wife.

The Batlord · 07-08-2011, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You most likely will, not literally but characteristics of her will be found in your future wife.

Yeah, I don't like to think about my penchant for overbearing redheads. *shudder*

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07-06-2011, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
METALLICA_RULES Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 127	I thought a ***got was a type of chicken nugget.

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Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	When I was little, I was dead set on being an astronaut, and somehow I got the idea that if I wished hard enough for it before I went to bed, i'd wake up and it would come true, and then I'd cry in the morning when I realised I wasn't in space. also, I used to believe that there was a monster in the bathtub drain named george. I would run around the house screaming GEORGE! GEORGE! in pure terror.

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storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	I didn't understand the point of condoms, because I thought sex was something people would only do if they wanted to get pregnant, and would altogether want to get over with quickly. I still remember when it dawned on me, asking my parents, "It doesn't feel good, does it?" I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.