Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid

Howard the Duck · 07-06-2011, 05:34 AM

i thought apples could grow here and actually tried planting apple seeds

(i live in a rainforest country)

Flyingpig437 · 07-06-2011, 07:20 AM

I used to have this idea that when you felt pain you had to make it more painful. I think my logic was there was only so much pain so the more I made it painful the quicker all the pain would go. Sorta like squeezin all the toothpaste outta the tube as quick as possible.

Howard the Duck · 07-06-2011, 07:23 AM

talking about toothpaste, i used to have banana-flavoured toothpaste that i thought was okay to swallow

of course, there was this inflated feeling during breakfast

METALLICA_RULES · 07-06-2011, 08:33 AM

I thought a ***got was a type of chicken nugget.

Queen Boo · 07-06-2011, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

I used to have this idea that when you felt pain you had to make it more painful. I think my logic was there was only so much pain so the more I made it painful the quicker all the pain would go. Sorta like squeezin all the toothpaste outta the tube as quick as possible.

That's deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

CanwllCorfe · 07-06-2011, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

I used to have this idea that when you felt pain you had to make it more painful. I think my logic was there was only so much pain so the more I made it painful the quicker all the pain would go. Sorta like squeezin all the toothpaste outta the tube as quick as possible.

I still kind of do that in a way. Like if I have a pain in my leg, I punch it. I don't quite know why. I especially do it if it's an annoying dull pain.

Howard the Duck · 07-07-2011, 03:34 AM

i thought 100 bucks was a LOT of money

~~Farfisa~~ · 07-07-2011, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

i thought 100 bucks was a LOT of money

I still do.

crash_override · 07-07-2011, 05:20 AM

I used to think the way that the act of sexual intercourse was completed was to urinate inside a womans vagina.

Thanks a lot soft core porn, you leave too much to the imagination.

Dayvan Cowboy · 07-07-2011, 07:52 AM

When I was little, I was dead set on being an astronaut, and somehow I got the idea that if I wished hard enough for it before I went to bed, i'd wake up and it would come true, and then I'd cry in the morning when I realised I wasn't in space.

also, I used to believe that there was a monster in the bathtub drain named george. I would run around the house screaming GEORGE! GEORGE! in pure terror.

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Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	When I was little, I was dead set on being an astronaut, and somehow I got the idea that if I wished hard enough for it before I went to bed, i'd wake up and it would come true, and then I'd cry in the morning when I realised I wasn't in space. also, I used to believe that there was a monster in the bathtub drain named george. I would run around the house screaming GEORGE! GEORGE! in pure terror.