You do realise the English hung him to the verge of unconsciousness, cut him down, removed his intestines while conscious, then castrated him and fried his genitals on a hot plate, before cutting his head off and dividing his body into four parts where they were then sent to the four corners of the kingdom and put on display to the public?
Just saying...

Hey, I just remembered that my first name means king. I might just have to overthrow you and replace you with an autocracy Donaldo.

The English really know how to party.

Eh, you win some, you lose some.

I shouldn't have came in here...

My Offical Appointments:

Court Jester: The Virgin

Person who tastes my food to see if it's poinsoned: Urban Hatemonger

Menstrels: Rezz & boozinbloozin

People who roll my blunts for me: Dirty & djchameleon

My replacement after I'm assassinated: Right-Track

Official Wenches: Well, eventually you'll be f*cked in some form or another.

That does seem a bit excessive. Mel Gibson is a terrible person, we can all agree... but to go that far?

I'd well pick dreadnaught and anticipation to roll for me. They're renound stoners.

They had hot plates back then?

http://jnassi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/hot-plate.jpg

Is Donald your first or last name?