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The premise of this thread is pretty simple. Post a scenario that could occur in someone's life, then someone replies with how they would react in that situation. Then they post their own scenario for the next member to react to. End each post with "What would you do?" I'll start:


You're walking down a dark alley when a stranger pulls out a gun and demands that you give him all of your money. What would you do?

Scarlett O'Hara

Give him the money.

You're about to break up with your significant other because you are leaving him/her for someone else, and before you get a chance to tell them they admit they have cancer and get really upset. What would you do?

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Freebase Dali

Refer them to an Oncologist and move on with my life.
If I'm the kind of guy who just dumps chicks any time someone else comes along, I guess that's the best I could do...




Scenario:

Detective Mac Taylor comes to your house, asking where you were last night. But you're laying face down, nude, on the living room floor, playing a harmonica. What do you do?

The Virgin

tell him I was just doing my daily beauty ritual and ask him if he wants to join.

Scenario: what if you found out you're really adopted cause you're parents are both gay (mother being a post-op tranny).?

djchameleon

I would most likely want to find out who my birth parents are but I don't think I would want to create a relationship with them. My curiousity would just want me to at least find them to see what they looked like and what type of people they are/were.

Scenario: You are sitting at a restaurant and you see a mother scolding her child because she got a B+ in her math class instead of A+ and decides to deny her food. What would you do?

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

The Virgin

I'd probably do nothing. the last thing i want is to put myself in a situation where people may see me as interfering with a family issue that i'm not part of.

Scenario: what if the world will end exactly 10 minutes from now. what is the first thing you'd do?

captaincaptain

Finish watching this segment of the Today show.

Q: Someone his hitting their wife in public, what would you do?

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RYM

The Virgin

i'd immediately call a police. or at least get some people to help. if i do it myself, i can't guarantee i can't break off the fight.

Scenario: what if Mariah Carey called you to write a song for her? what song would you write about and what titile?

Nosferatu Man

I would politely decline as I have no desire to be associated with the musical output of Mariah Carey!

Scenario: You are put in a room and told you have two choices: pick up the lethal injection in front of you and kill yourself or hand the injection to the strange middle aged woman opposite you on the table and she will take it and administer it to a 7 year old girl somewhere in the world instead

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Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Phantom Limb

Grab the injection and break down the door, run down the hall and finally spot the evil mad man who trapped me here. We would do battle for 10 minutes through his collapsing laboratory until he disarms me. Laying on the floor waiting for his speech to finish, I remember my trick dollar that had become lodged in the needle. I quickly retract the string and stab him in the neck as he tries to chop me down with a battle ax. I walk out slowly as the building and the middle aged woman explode in slowmo.

What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse at this very moment?

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Last.Fm

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