What Would You Do?

Queen Boo · 06-21-2011, 07:08 PM

Be a man and use my hand.
You're really fucking ugly so you get a bunch of plastic surgery but now you can barely move your face. To pay off all of the plastic surgeries, you have become a high class prostitute. Because you can't move your face, its unbelievably painful to give blowjobs. But you fear too much anal sex will make one of your ass implants pop. Doggie style barely pays. Wat do?

EvilChuck · 06-21-2011, 07:26 PM

Handjobs ftw. They may be less pricey, but they can be done quick and you can therefore get more done in your busy schedule. (spoken like a true pro there)

You are stuck on a dessert island, do you choose to drown in cream or in treacle?

Howard the Duck · 06-22-2011, 08:23 AM

Neither, I would drown in chocolate sauce.

You're in a metal band. Your lead singer wants to get everybody buffed up and play stuff like Nickelback to attract girls. Your guitarist still insists on wearing corpsepaint, refusing to bathe for a month and play some inaudible shit through a 2-dollar amp.

What say you?

djchameleon · 06-23-2011, 10:29 AM

guitarists are easily replaceable. Kick his ass out of the band and get a new one

Your favorite musician of all time invites you backstage after his/her concert but the bouncer in the back won't let you in until you lick the rim of a toilet seat. What would you do?

~~The Virgin~~ · 06-23-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

guitarists are easily replaceable. Kick his ass out of the band and get a new one

Your favorite musician of all time invites you backstage after his/her concert but the bouncer in the back won't let you in until you lick the rim of a toilet seat. What would you do?

suggest that i'll suck his c*ck instead.

Scenario: you're manager told you you'll be transferred to a totally different department with a new manager and new colleagues. what would you say?

DoctorSoft · 06-23-2011, 01:22 PM

k sweet bro

You get banned from MB WHAT DO YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?

Howard the Duck · 06-23-2011, 09:42 PM

couldn't care less and find some other forum to hassle other music lovers

some mugger holds you at gunpoint, demanding your money or your life, it just so happens that you've withdrawn your entire savings to pay for something in cash (a dream house which is only purchased with cash), so do you want your money or your life?

Paedantic Basterd · 06-23-2011, 09:50 PM

That's a question with only one answer. Give up the money.

You've been asked to go camping in the pouring rain*, but have been promised booze. Do you say "fuck it, no" and enjoy yourself at home, or agree to freeze your ass off in a tent, sitting with a root up your ass in the pouring rain for the sole reward of booze?

* This is my real life scenario. Your answers are vital to my weekend plans.

Howard the Duck · 06-23-2011, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

That's a question with only one answer. Give up the money.

You've been asked to go camping in the pouring rain*, but have been promised booze. Do you say "fuck it, no" and enjoy yourself at home, or agree to freeze your ass off in a tent, sitting with a root up your ass in the pouring rain for the sole reward of booze?

* This is my real life scenario. Your answers are vital to my weekend plans.

of coz, it's a trick question

nothing would make me go out in the cold pouring rain (mebbe an orgy?)

i have a dilemma myself - i'm pretty comfortable with my job here, i want to seek another job but it probably won't be as comfy but it pays better, what say you?

Nosferatu Man · 06-23-2011, 11:37 PM

I personally would stick with the comfy job although realistically you gotta figure out how much the comfyness at work is worth to you and compare that to the change in pay.

My dilemma and a real life one too; I have a vip band from benicassim last year on my left wrist it is tattered and frayed does it stay or does it go?

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Nosferatu Man Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264	I personally would stick with the comfy job although realistically you gotta figure out how much the comfyness at work is worth to you and compare that to the change in pay. My dilemma and a real life one too; I have a vip band from benicassim last year on my left wrist it is tattered and frayed does it stay or does it go? __________________ Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	That's a question with only one answer. Give up the money. You've been asked to go camping in the pouring rain, but have been promised booze. Do you say "fuck it, no" and enjoy yourself at home, or agree to freeze your ass off in a tent, sitting with a root up your ass in the pouring rain for the sole reward of booze? This is my real life scenario. Your answers are vital to my weekend plans.