What Would You Do?

Queen Boo · 06-20-2011, 01:04 PM

How do I become as powerful as you?

You systematically only become infatuated with people that will never love you back. You have never experienced love and instead opt for meaningless physical contact. wat do

TheCunningStunt · 06-20-2011, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor

You systematically only become infatuated with people that will never love you back. You have never experienced love and instead opt for meaningless physical contact. wat do

Pat the nearest woman on the fanny and whisper 'awooga' in her ear.

You meet the perfect person. It turns out they're a pre OP transsexual. What would you do? Give them a reach around or break off the relationship?

Queen Boo · 06-20-2011, 01:16 PM

I don't mind vaginas so I may be cheating a bit but I'd just fuck them.

You're only sexually attracted to animals. Wat do

Dr.Seussicide · 06-20-2011, 01:21 PM

Fuck some animals.

You're dad and mom are captured by a sociopath and their lives are threatened. To free them, you have to give your dad a blowjob. What would you do? ...

TheCunningStunt · 06-20-2011, 01:23 PM

I wouldn't neglect the balls while sucking my dad off.

Your best friends mum/dad comes onto you. What do you do?

DoctorSoft · 06-20-2011, 01:26 PM

My best friends parents are both gross as ****, so ditch.

You find a dead body with a note that says "We are watching, do not go to the police"

What do you do?

Queen Boo · 06-20-2011, 01:26 PM

Tell my parents I would only free them only if they stopped nagging me forever then I would give my dad a blow job.

EDIT: I would yell to whoever's watching that I know what they're up to and I'm not afraid of them or something.

You're addicted to heroin and out of money. You sold all your **** and borrowed from everyone who would lend to you. All you want is heroin. You need some fucking heroin. How long do you think you would suck cock for money until heroin got old?

Dr.Seussicide · 06-20-2011, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DoctorSoft

My best friends parents are both gross as ****, so ditch.

You find a dead body with a note that says "We are watching, do not go to the police"

What do you do?

Drop the note, run the fuck away and pretend I never saw anything.

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Originally Posted by Tumor

Tell my parents I would only free them only if they stopped nagging me forever then I would give my dad a blow job.

EDIT: I would yell to whoever's watching that I know what they're up to and I'm not afraid of them or something.

You're addicted to heroin and out of money. You sold all your **** and borrowed from everyone who would lend to you. All you want is heroin. You need some fucking heroin. How long do you think you would suck cock for money until heroin got old?

After about the 10th dick or so it might get old, if you think about it...

You get thrown in a lion's den, and you're atheist. What would you do?

**Janszoon** · 06-20-2011, 02:46 PM

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You get thrown in a lion's den, and you're atheist. What would you do?

I'd be fine. They only eat Christians.

You win the lottery. Do you take the lump sum or the monthly payments?

Queen Boo · 06-20-2011, 02:57 PM

Monthly payments, people who take the lump sum spend it all in a month and end up homeless.

You are a girl about 18 or 19 and your fiance is a marine. You adore him and can't wait for him to get back home. One day, you get the horrible news that there's been an accident and he may not survive.
By some miracle, he does but he's not the same. Here's a little before and after.

Do you go through with the wedding?

06-20-2011, 01:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	Fuck some animals. You're dad and mom are captured by a sociopath and their lives are threatened. To free them, you have to give your dad a blowjob. What would you do? ... __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

06-20-2011, 01:23 PM	#25 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I wouldn't neglect the balls while sucking my dad off. Your best friends mum/dad comes onto you. What do you do?

06-20-2011, 01:26 PM	#26 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	My best friends parents are both gross as ****, so ditch. You find a dead body with a note that says "We are watching, do not go to the police" What do you do?