Seeking some help on project...
 

It's finals week, and I've been stressing out over passing all my damn classes, if I do, well, it'll be the first time in a good 4 years. So, one of my final projects is for recording arts, I need to have a final portfolio and one of the components is a mashup with one requirement being a short spoken piece. It can't be done by me, it has to be done by someone who is over 30. Parents aren't an option, they work late and this thing is due tommorrow. So my question to you, would anyone be willing to help me out? It's a short (about 1 minute) audio recording, any quality works at this point.