Beach weirdos

sleepnow · 05-18-2011, 06:29 PM

Any beachgoers out there? What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at the beach? Especially those near Venice or the Jersey shore.

Insane Guest · 05-18-2011, 06:48 PM

Didn't see this in real life, but on animal planet. Why the hell do they let these things out in public?

Burning Down · 05-18-2011, 06:51 PM

I've only been to a real beach once or twice in my life, and yeah there were some weird people there. But I was just like 11 or 12 so wasn't really paying attention. I was concentrating on having fun.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-18-2011, 07:13 PM

No matter the beach, you can pretty much always count on the older gentleman in a speedo thing.

EvilChuck · 05-18-2011, 07:15 PM

Do you think those old speedo men have some sort of forum for their shenanigans? I like to think they are doing it for jokes, rather than actually wanting to wear saggy speedos.

Burning Down · 05-18-2011, 07:51 PM

If your paunch covers your junk, you have a problem.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-18-2011, 09:53 PM

^ That looks incredibly unhealthy.

I have to admit I get envious when I see this:

I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times.

s_k · 05-19-2011, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times.

It's easier to get too brown than to get too white.
And then... It really wouldn't hurt her to be a bit less skinny.
I'm sure you look just fine in a bikini

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I've only seen little bits of your skin througout the pics you posted but when I add them up, I think there't nothing wrong with your body at all

crukster · 05-19-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

^ That looks incredibly unhealthy.

I have to admit I get envious when I see this:

I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times.

hmgngn this reminds me of many summers in Izmir in Turkey. I'd spend my time sitting sulkily on the beach with an inoperable boner.

~~The Virgin~~ · 05-20-2011, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by crukster

hmgngn this reminds me of many summers in Izmir in Turkey. I'd spend my time sitting sulkily on the beach with an inoperable boner.

wish i was there

05-18-2011, 06:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
sleepnow Groupie Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 38	Beach weirdos Any beachgoers out there? What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at the beach? Especially those near Venice or the Jersey shore.

05-18-2011, 07:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	Do you think those old speedo men have some sort of forum for their shenanigans? I like to think they are doing it for jokes, rather than actually wanting to wear saggy speedos. __________________ Last.FM

05-18-2011, 09:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	^ That looks incredibly unhealthy. I have to admit I get envious when I see this: I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-18-2011, 06:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	Didn't see this in real life, but on animal planet. Why the hell do they let these things out in public?

05-18-2011, 06:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I've only been to a real beach once or twice in my life, and yeah there were some weird people there. But I was just like 11 or 12 so wasn't really paying attention. I was concentrating on having fun.

05-18-2011, 07:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	No matter the beach, you can pretty much always count on the older gentleman in a speedo thing.

05-18-2011, 07:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	If your paunch covers your junk, you have a problem.