Beach weirdos

sleepnow · 05-18-2011, 07:29 PM

Any beachgoers out there? What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at the beach? Especially those near Venice or the Jersey shore.

Insane Guest · 05-18-2011, 07:48 PM

Didn't see this in real life, but on animal planet. Why the hell do they let these things out in public?

Burning Down · 05-18-2011, 07:51 PM

I've only been to a real beach once or twice in my life, and yeah there were some weird people there. But I was just like 11 or 12 so wasn't really paying attention. I was concentrating on having fun.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-18-2011, 08:13 PM

No matter the beach, you can pretty much always count on the older gentleman in a speedo thing.

EvilChuck · 05-18-2011, 08:15 PM

Do you think those old speedo men have some sort of forum for their shenanigans? I like to think they are doing it for jokes, rather than actually wanting to wear saggy speedos.

Burning Down · 05-18-2011, 08:51 PM

If your paunch covers your junk, you have a problem.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-18-2011, 10:53 PM

^ That looks incredibly unhealthy.

I have to admit I get envious when I see this:

I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times.

Insane Guest · 05-18-2011, 10:57 PM

Well that's not weird at all...that's just delightful!
...and I'm pretty sure no guy would complain about seeing you in a bikini. ; )

crash_override · 05-18-2011, 11:53 PM

The famous Venice Beach Guitar Guy. Doesn't go around there anymore, but he was there in 2004 when I went there. But when I lived there the last 2 years I didn't see him the handfull of times I went down there. Regardless, it's a sight to see.

Burning Down · 05-18-2011, 11:55 PM

I saw him when I was in Venice Beach, 2002 I think.

05-18-2011, 07:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
sleepnow Groupie Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 38	Beach weirdos Any beachgoers out there? What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at the beach? Especially those near Venice or the Jersey shore.

05-18-2011, 08:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	Do you think those old speedo men have some sort of forum for their shenanigans? I like to think they are doing it for jokes, rather than actually wanting to wear saggy speedos. __________________ Last.FM

05-18-2011, 10:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	^ That looks incredibly unhealthy. I have to admit I get envious when I see this: I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-18-2011, 07:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	Didn't see this in real life, but on animal planet. Why the hell do they let these things out in public?

05-18-2011, 07:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I've only been to a real beach once or twice in my life, and yeah there were some weird people there. But I was just like 11 or 12 so wasn't really paying attention. I was concentrating on having fun.

05-18-2011, 08:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	No matter the beach, you can pretty much always count on the older gentleman in a speedo thing.

05-18-2011, 08:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	If your paunch covers your junk, you have a problem.

05-18-2011, 10:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	Well that's not weird at all...that's just delightful! ...and I'm pretty sure no guy would complain about seeing you in a bikini. ; )

05-18-2011, 11:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I saw him when I was in Venice Beach, 2002 I think.