Corny joke (quote, artist, 2003)

madamecruel · 04-12-2005, 11:04 AM

Why can't you play poker in the jungle?
-Too many chee-tahs!

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 04-12-2005, 11:50 AM

Some of the lamest jokes are the worlds best... Just like "Whats brown and sticky... A stick!" aaaand of course "A man walks into a bar. Ouch"

Haha Im so lame, I still find those hilarious.

Fenixpunk · 04-12-2005, 11:54 AM

[QUOTE=ArtistInTheAmbulance] "A man walks into a bar. Ouch"
QUOTE]

still makes me laugh

Tommyrocker · 04-12-2005, 01:25 PM

Whats got 50 arms, 429 eyes, and 69 legs?

A monster
Courtesy of Dan Stembridge, telling bad jokes since 2003®

davidMC1982 · 04-12-2005, 01:39 PM

What do you call a gun with three barrels? A trifle.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

Dave

dog · 04-13-2005, 06:07 AM

a nun, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"

very funny...

dog · 04-13-2005, 06:09 AM

one more:

what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

- wipe it off and RUN!

SATCHMO · 04-13-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz

one more:

what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

- wipe it off and RUN!

Or you could wait around for a while, ya' know, to see if the tigers into it.....er something.

.angie. · 04-13-2005, 09:42 PM

wow. im really retarded, it took me a while to get that one

.angie. · 04-13-2005, 09:55 PM

something to the effect of: if you are paddling your canoe in a dessert and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

-five because ice cream cones dont have bones.. ah, my friends are crazy

04-12-2005, 11:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
madamecruel Groupie Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 0	Corny joke Why can't you play poker in the jungle? -Too many chee-tahs!

04-12-2005, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Some of the lamest jokes are the worlds best... Just like "Whats brown and sticky... A stick!" aaaand of course "A man walks into a bar. Ouch" Haha Im so lame, I still find those hilarious. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

04-12-2005, 11:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	[QUOTE=ArtistInTheAmbulance] "A man walks into a bar. Ouch" QUOTE] still makes me laugh __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

04-13-2005, 06:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	a nun, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what is this, a joke?" very funny... __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^

04-13-2005, 06:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	one more: what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? - wipe it off and RUN! __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^

04-12-2005, 01:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
davidMC1982 Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sussex, UK Posts: 90	What do you call a gun with three barrels? A trifle. Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. Dave

04-13-2005, 09:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 661	wow. im really retarded, it took me a while to get that one __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?

04-13-2005, 09:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 661	something to the effect of: if you are paddling your canoe in a dessert and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? -five because ice cream cones dont have bones.. ah, my friends are crazy __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?