Corny joke
 

Why can't you play poker in the jungle?
-Too many chee-tahs!

Some of the lamest jokes are the worlds best... Just like "Whats brown and sticky... A stick!" aaaand of course "A man walks into a bar. Ouch"

Haha Im so lame, I still find those hilarious.

[QUOTE=ArtistInTheAmbulance] "A man walks into a bar. Ouch"
QUOTE]

still makes me laugh

Whats got 50 arms, 429 eyes, and 69 legs?

A monster
Courtesy of Dan Stembridge, telling bad jokes since 2003®

What do you call a gun with three barrels? A trifle.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

Dave

a nun, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"

very funny...

one more:

what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

- wipe it off and RUN!

Or you could wait around for a while, ya' know, to see if the tigers into it.....er something.

wow. im really retarded, it took me a while to get that one:p:

something to the effect of: if you are paddling your canoe in a dessert and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

-five because ice cream cones dont have bones.. ah, my friends are crazy