Corny joke (quote, bands)

KingJen · 05-27-2005, 06:08 AM

Right...

This rabbit walks into a sandwich bar... coz he's really hungry. And he goes up to the man behind the counter and he's like 'Awwww... I'm famished. What dya suggest to ease my hunger?' and the guy behind the counters like 'well, today's special perhaps? cheese toastie?'. The rabbit licks his lips and he' like 'that sounds awesome!' so he eats the cheese toastie, but it still hasnt filled the hole in his stomach. So he's like... 'well what else dya have?' and the guys like '....ham and mushroom toastie?'. Rabbit licks his lips and eats it up, but it still hasnt satisfied his hunger. the man behind the counter is like 'ham cheese and pickle toastie?' the rabbit eats it all up, 'well, thats much better, I'm so full now! Thank you!' so the rabbit gets up walks out and as he gets out the door he drops down dead.
Another guy walks into the sandwich bar and goes to the man behind the counter 'there's a dead rabbit outside your shop mate' and the man behind the counter is like 'yeah... Myxoma-Toasties'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. I love that joke. Bit long but worth it.

jen xx

Soundgardener · 06-10-2005, 05:22 PM

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-mart?

Because he saw that boys pants were half-off

06-10-2005, 07:03 PM

^

gabbagabba_hey · 06-11-2005, 02:39 PM

how do you make a dead baby float

some root beer and 3 scoops of dead baby

gabbagabba_hey · 06-11-2005, 02:40 PM

whoo... gets me every time

Tommyrocker · 06-11-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingJen

Right...

This rabbit walks into a sandwich bar... coz he's really hungry. And he goes up to the man behind the counter and he's like 'Awwww... I'm famished. What dya suggest to ease my hunger?' and the guy behind the counters like 'well, today's special perhaps? cheese toastie?'. The rabbit licks his lips and he' like 'that sounds awesome!' so he eats the cheese toastie, but it still hasnt filled the hole in his stomach. So he's like... 'well what else dya have?' and the guys like '....ham and mushroom toastie?'. Rabbit licks his lips and eats it up, but it still hasnt satisfied his hunger. the man behind the counter is like 'ham cheese and pickle toastie?' the rabbit eats it all up, 'well, thats much better, I'm so full now! Thank you!' so the rabbit gets up walks out and as he gets out the door he drops down dead.
Another guy walks into the sandwich bar and goes to the man behind the counter 'there's a dead rabbit outside your shop mate' and the man behind the counter is like 'yeah... Myxoma-Toasties'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. I love that joke. Bit long but worth it.

jen xx

i dont gettit

SATCHMO · 06-11-2005, 02:48 PM

Me either.

ladyluckrules · 06-11-2005, 03:04 PM

I get it, i just don't think it's funny. But it's not her fault.Ever.

AprilMay · 06-11-2005, 03:06 PM

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs?

A liar

(sorry that this joke only makes sense to some people)

ladyluckrules · 06-11-2005, 03:09 PM

^lmao
That's rather gold, I'll make it my msn name.

05-27-2005, 06:08 AM	#51 (permalink)
KingJen Cute as a Button Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Eek... Posts: 33	Right... This rabbit walks into a sandwich bar... coz he's really hungry. And he goes up to the man behind the counter and he's like 'Awwww... I'm famished. What dya suggest to ease my hunger?' and the guy behind the counters like 'well, today's special perhaps? cheese toastie?'. The rabbit licks his lips and he' like 'that sounds awesome!' so he eats the cheese toastie, but it still hasnt filled the hole in his stomach. So he's like... 'well what else dya have?' and the guys like '....ham and mushroom toastie?'. Rabbit licks his lips and eats it up, but it still hasnt satisfied his hunger. the man behind the counter is like 'ham cheese and pickle toastie?' the rabbit eats it all up, 'well, thats much better, I'm so full now! Thank you!' so the rabbit gets up walks out and as he gets out the door he drops down dead. Another guy walks into the sandwich bar and goes to the man behind the counter 'there's a dead rabbit outside your shop mate' and the man behind the counter is like 'yeah... Myxoma-Toasties' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. I love that joke. Bit long but worth it. jen xx __________________ ...Brush the cobwebs from the sky...

06-11-2005, 02:39 PM	#54 (permalink)
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	how do you make a dead baby float some root beer and 3 scoops of dead baby __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

06-11-2005, 02:40 PM	#55 (permalink)
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	whoo... gets me every time __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

06-11-2005, 03:04 PM	#58 (permalink)
ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 507	I get it, i just don't think it's funny. But it's not her fault.Ever. __________________ AHOY SAILOR

06-11-2005, 03:06 PM	#59 (permalink)
AprilMay Hello Dave Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Norfolk, England Posts: 177	What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs? A liar (sorry that this joke only makes sense to some people) __________________ "I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am" Joe Strummer (1952-2002)

06-10-2005, 07:03 PM	#53 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	^

06-11-2005, 02:48 PM	#57 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Me either.

06-11-2005, 03:09 PM	#60 (permalink)
ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 507	^lmao That's rather gold, I'll make it my msn name. __________________ AHOY SAILOR