Masturbation Appreciation Thread

[Queen Boo]

Originally Posted by Conan

Whaaaat?!

I mean... I knew he wasn't really into his religion that he killed thousands in the name of, but... Bahahaha!!!

Yes x1000

Originally Posted by Conan

Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences everytime I reply to one of your posts.

Yes x1000.

Originally Posted by Conan

I feel the same way. It's like saying "If I could have sex with one of these women, I totally would." Even if you wouldnt and your just fantasizing or whatever, is it so hard to imagine that would make your partner feel inadequate, hurt, maybe even a little betrayed?

No x1000
We are cavemen basically. You are biological programmed to be attracted to lots and lots of different women because your neanderthal ancestors used to fuck lots and lots of different women. It worked. The earth is populated by humans.

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Monogamy is unnatural. Moral obligations aside, its just your body. Fighting it is just torturing yourself. I get that not every time two people get married, one of them is just going to be totally cool with the other one going out and fucking whoever when they don't feel like it but not even letting yourself watch porn is a bit much.

I think romantic love is something different entirely from bodily lust...