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Queen Boo 05-14-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1053276)
Whaaaat?! :laughing:

I mean... I knew he wasn't really into his religion that he killed thousands in the name of, but... Bahahaha!!!

Yes x1000

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1053276)
Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences everytime I reply to one of your posts.

Yes x1000.

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1053276)
I feel the same way. It's like saying "If I could have sex with one of these women, I totally would." Even if you wouldnt and your just fantasizing or whatever, is it so hard to imagine that would make your partner feel inadequate, hurt, maybe even a little betrayed?

No x1000
We are cavemen basically. You are biological programmed to be attracted to lots and lots of different women because your neanderthal ancestors used to fuck lots and lots of different women. It worked. The earth is populated by humans.

Sex at Dawn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Are We Wired For Monogamy? | Nerve.com

Monogamy is unnatural. Moral obligations aside, its just your body. Fighting it is just torturing yourself. I get that not every time two people get married, one of them is just going to be totally cool with the other one going out and fucking whoever when they don't feel like it but not even letting yourself watch porn is a bit much.

I think romantic love is something different entirely from bodily lust...

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-14-2011 12:10 PM

And some people wonder why they're given such a hard time in the Spill Your Guts thread.

s_k 05-14-2011 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor (Post 1053321)
Monogamy is unnatural. Moral obligations aside, its just your body. Fighting it is just torturing yourself. I get that not every time two people get married, one of them is just going to be totally cool with the other one going out and fucking whoever when they don't feel like it but not even letting yourself watch porn is a bit much.

I think romantic love is something different entirely from bodily lust...

So you say: Open relationships ftw?

Queen Boo 05-14-2011 12:17 PM

Yah I do.
EDIT: Wear a rubber though. Tumor don't want no herpes.

s_k 05-14-2011 12:28 PM

Obviously.
We do completely agree on this one.
I think it's strange people always want to be 'themselves' and 'free', but so many people around the world disobey this primal thing their body tries to tell them.

Good to see someone thinks the same :).

CanwllCorfe 05-14-2011 12:31 PM

Yeah, but I imagine there's definitely people out there who are completely content being monogamous. And I think those who truly want to be polyamorous, are probably polyamorous. Nothing is holding us back. You can really be either.

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1053276)
Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences everytime I reply to one of your posts.

What'd you expect in the masturbation appreciation thread?

s_k 05-14-2011 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe (Post 1053340)
Yeah, but I imagine there's definitely people out there who are completely content being monogamous. And I think those who truly want to be polygamous, are probably polygamous. Nothing is holding us back. You can really be either.

Well, the girls I love can be the ones holding me back.
My ex and I were discussing an open relationship sometimes and it could have happened if we had stayed together. But I'm not so sure how my future girlfriends will think of this :D

djchameleon 05-14-2011 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1053276)

Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences every time I reply to one of your posts.

Do you NOT know what the definition of masturbation means? or appreciation? you came into this thread just to call it disgusting. No one bent your arm and told you that you HAD to read each and every reply but you chose to of your own free will.

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1053276)
I feel the same way. It's like saying "If I could have sex with one of these women, I totally would." Even if you wouldnt and your just fantasizing or whatever, is it so hard to imagine that would make your partner feel inadequate, hurt, maybe even a little betrayed?

Yeah, I can tell that you watch NO porn at all. You don't even understand the purpose of it as a visual aid. Some guys might think that way about the whole if I could have sex with these women I would but others use the imagery of the naked women to help them release, sometimes this release is to relax.

TheBig3 05-14-2011 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1053068)
we need to discuss why do some females feel like masturbating to porn constitutes cheating?

those are girls, not women.

djchameleon 05-14-2011 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1053369)
those are girls, not women.

There are women that feel that way as well. Most likely due to insecurities that they have.


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