Masturbation Appreciation Thread

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

In other news, AP reports that the government found PORN in Osama Bin Laden's computer files.

After I was done laughing hysterically, I began wondering what kind of porn it was.

Whaaaat?!

I mean... I knew he wasn't really into his religion that he killed thousands in the name of, but... Bahahaha!!!

Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences everytime I reply to one of your posts.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

we need to discuss why do some females feel like masturbating to porn constitutes cheating?

I feel the same way. It's like saying "If I could have sex with one of these women, I totally would." Even if you wouldnt and your just fantasizing or whatever, is it so hard to imagine that would make your partner feel inadequate, hurt, maybe even a little betrayed?

[Queen Boo]

Originally Posted by Conan

Whaaaat?!

I mean... I knew he wasn't really into his religion that he killed thousands in the name of, but... Bahahaha!!!

Yes x1000

Originally Posted by Conan

Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences everytime I reply to one of your posts.

Yes x1000.

Originally Posted by Conan

I feel the same way. It's like saying "If I could have sex with one of these women, I totally would." Even if you wouldnt and your just fantasizing or whatever, is it so hard to imagine that would make your partner feel inadequate, hurt, maybe even a little betrayed?

No x1000
We are cavemen basically. You are biological programmed to be attracted to lots and lots of different women because your neanderthal ancestors used to fuck lots and lots of different women. It worked. The earth is populated by humans.

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Are We Wired For Monogamy? | Nerve.com

Monogamy is unnatural. Moral obligations aside, its just your body. Fighting it is just torturing yourself. I get that not every time two people get married, one of them is just going to be totally cool with the other one going out and fucking whoever when they don't feel like it but not even letting yourself watch porn is a bit much.

I think romantic love is something different entirely from bodily lust...

[s_k]

Originally Posted by Tumor

Monogamy is unnatural. Moral obligations aside, its just your body. Fighting it is just torturing yourself. I get that not every time two people get married, one of them is just going to be totally cool with the other one going out and fucking whoever when they don't feel like it but not even letting yourself watch porn is a bit much.

I think romantic love is something different entirely from bodily lust...

So you say: Open relationships ftw?

[Bloozcrooz]

^^Yeah someone else mentioned that earlier...I said that could really tarnish his rep forever.........................





*sarcasm*

[Howard the Duck]

i have weird porn tastes - a lot of pervert porn, lactation, pregnant women, panty fetishes

hardcore does nothing for me

[s_k]

Seven pages.
SEVEN PAGES!
You guys should masturbate more.

The answer: Appreciate it, thanks.

[Burning Down]

Holy crap, when I logged off at midnight this thread had like 10 replies. 9 AM, 61 replies.

[DoctorSoft]

Omg that's awful haha. About the porn issue I haven't watched any in a good while, but when I did I'd just look up skinny chick and that would be good enough for me.

[Thrice]

I took a shot of jager out of my girls ass last night. I just woke up and rubbed one out to that thought.

[gunnels]