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Old 05-14-2011, 03:53 AM   #61 (permalink)
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i have weird porn tastes - a lot of pervert porn, lactation, pregnant women, panty fetishes

hardcore does nothing for me
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Old 05-14-2011, 04:46 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Seven pages.
SEVEN PAGES!
You guys should masturbate more.

The answer: Appreciate it, thanks.
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Old 05-14-2011, 08:05 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Holy crap, when I logged off at midnight this thread had like 10 replies. 9 AM, 61 replies.
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Old 05-14-2011, 08:29 AM   #64 (permalink)
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interracial porn or just in general? I dunno. I concentrate on the subject at hand and not the background to pick up minor details like a confederate flag in the background.
I'd steer well clear of this 'masterpiece':

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Old 05-14-2011, 10:09 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Omg that's awful haha. About the porn issue I haven't watched any in a good while, but when I did I'd just look up skinny chick and that would be good enough for me.
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Old 05-14-2011, 10:34 AM   #66 (permalink)
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In other news, AP reports that the government found PORN in Osama Bin Laden's computer files.

After I was done laughing hysterically, I began wondering what kind of porn it was.
Whaaaat?!

I mean... I knew he wasn't really into his religion that he killed thousands in the name of, but... Bahahaha!!!

Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences everytime I reply to one of your posts.

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we need to discuss why do some females feel like masturbating to porn constitutes cheating?
I feel the same way. It's like saying "If I could have sex with one of these women, I totally would." Even if you wouldnt and your just fantasizing or whatever, is it so hard to imagine that would make your partner feel inadequate, hurt, maybe even a little betrayed?
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Old 05-14-2011, 10:40 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:00 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:07 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Musicbanter: Most of us would rather post songs about jerking it, than telling you what to and how we jerk it to

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Old 05-14-2011, 12:32 PM   #70 (permalink)
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were you ever caught?
Not in the act. But when I was in high school I got so desperate I'd use the vacuum. It was one of those bagless ones with the clear container and I was too lazy/nasty to clean it afterwards. It ended badly.
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