Music Banter - Masturbation Appreciation Thread

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i have weird porn tastes - a lot of pervert porn, lactation, pregnant women, panty fetishes

hardcore does nothing for me

Seven pages.
SEVEN PAGES!
You guys should masturbate more.

The answer: Appreciate it, thanks.

Holy crap, when I logged off at midnight this thread had like 10 replies. 9 AM, 61 replies. :yikes:

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1053136)

interracial porn or just in general? I dunno. I concentrate on the subject at hand and not the background to pick up minor details like a confederate flag in the background.

I'd steer well clear of this 'masterpiece':

Let Me Tell Ya 'bout Black Chicks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Omg that's awful haha. About the porn issue I haven't watched any in a good while, but when I did I'd just look up skinny chick and that would be good enough for me.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1053166)

In other news, AP reports that the government found PORN in Osama Bin Laden's computer files.

After I was done laughing hysterically, I began wondering what kind of porn it was.

Whaaaat?! :laughing:

I mean... I knew he wasn't really into his religion that he killed thousands in the name of, but... Bahahaha!!!

Also, this thread is disgusting. Yes, its disgusting. Call me a prude, I don't care. I don't want to know which hand you jerk with, and I'd rather not know what type of porn creeps your creeper. I don't want to think of your masturbation preferences everytime I reply to one of your posts.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1053068)

we need to discuss why do some females feel like masturbating to porn constitutes cheating?

I feel the same way. It's like saying "If I could have sex with one of these women, I totally would." Even if you wouldnt and your just fantasizing or whatever, is it so hard to imagine that would make your partner feel inadequate, hurt, maybe even a little betrayed?

I took a shot of jager out of my girls ass last night. I just woke up and rubbed one out to that thought.

Musicbanter: Most of us would rather post songs about jerking it, than telling you what to and how we jerk it to

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Originally Posted by matious (Post 1053093)

were you ever caught?

Not in the act. But when I was in high school I got so desperate I'd use the vacuum. It was one of those bagless ones with the clear container and I was too lazy/nasty to clean it afterwards. It ended badly.