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Old 05-14-2011, 12:09 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:15 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Does anyone have any funny stories about getting boners in public?
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:18 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I learned this trick to hiding it.

All I have to do is wearing elastic type pants and flip it up with my shirt covering it and it hides it pretty well....
That reminds me of a shirt I would totally buy:
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:19 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Does anyone have any funny stories about getting boners in public?
I had one in class in Intermediate school. I was so annoyed by boners in my puberty years. You could be thinking about anything and BONER. All the time. Wouldn't even matter.
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:19 AM   #35 (permalink)
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That reminds me of a shirt I would totally buy:
but the shirt is doing it wrong....it's not concealing it very well
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:22 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I had one in class in Intermediate school. I was so annoyed by boners in my puberty years. You could be thinking about anything and BONER. All the time. Wouldn't even matter.
I pop a boner like every gym class in the changeroom. ****ing awful...
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but the shirt is doing it wrong....it's not concealing it very well
That's for the wearer to not realize, and for the rest of society to be appalled at.
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I pop a boner like every gym class in the changeroom. ****ing awful...
Maybe you're a homosexual.
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:30 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:43 AM   #40 (permalink)
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If I have to jerk it, I usually watch some good quality porno. I like chubby girls (not BBW, but smaller). And MILF's seducing young studs is always nice. My favorite porn stars are Sierra Skye (although she doesn't do creampies) and Lisa Sparxxx.




Edit: Where the f*ck is MJ when you need him?! That dude loves porn more than he loves his own mother.
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