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Old 05-13-2011, 11:28 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Why the **** would anybody want to talk about this?
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Terence Hill, as recently confirmed during an interview to an Italian TV talk-show, was offered the role but rejected it because he considered it "too violent". Dustin Hoffman and John Travolta declined the role for the same reason. When Al Pacino was considered for the role of John Rambo, he turned it down when his request that Rambo be more of a madman was rejected.
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Yeah it's a good time.
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:42 PM   #24 (permalink)
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When I was a desperate teen, I would put some flexible plastic between the mattresses on my bed, lube it up, and f*ck the sh*t out of it.


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Old 05-13-2011, 11:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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were you ever caught?
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were you ever caught?
Luckily no.
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:52 PM   #27 (permalink)
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were you ever caught?
I've been caught by my mother....with porn on the TV and my junk in my hand.
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thats why i'd always make sure to be wearing like basketball shorts or something lol

you had the quick conceal, especially with my caffeine induced reflexes
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:04 AM   #29 (permalink)
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thats why i'd always make sure to be wearing like basketball shorts or something lol

you had the quick conceal, especially with my caffeine induced reflexes
But you forget, DJ is black. He couldn't hide an erection if he wanted to. It would look like he had a 3rd leg.
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But you forget, DJ is black. He couldn't hide an erection if he wanted to. It would look like he had a 3rd leg.
I learned this trick to hiding it.

All I have to do is wearing elastic type pants and flip it up with my shirt covering it and it hides it pretty well....
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