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Old 05-24-2011, 03:27 PM   #231 (permalink)
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My boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my bday
I named it Amadeus
it borked
wha... what about Fernando?
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Old 05-24-2011, 03:28 PM   #232 (permalink)
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Ghehe, I didn't really mind.
I do get the idea that people think I'm desperate or something.
How wrong they are
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Old 05-24-2011, 09:05 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2011, 10:52 PM   #234 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:05 PM   #235 (permalink)
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Alright, what the fizzuck is "borked"?
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:22 PM   #236 (permalink)
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It's internet-speak for broken. Get with the times, grandpa
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:50 PM   #237 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2011, 10:38 PM   #238 (permalink)
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bork all of you
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Old 05-26-2011, 06:42 AM   #239 (permalink)
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But I don't want to be broken daddy...
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Did you know if you took the "J" out of "Bjork" you would get Bork?
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