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someonecompletelyrandom 05-20-2011 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1056684)
Your porn collection is not just a accumulation of porn. It's like your child. It grows and changes. It's horizons expand. All under your benevolent tutelage. If I had a choice between saving you and my porn collection...well, stay away from cliffs and meteors.
Using "porn" and "child" in the same post probably knocked our google ranking back 300 pages. Just FYI.

The Batlord 05-20-2011 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1056687)
Using "porn" and "child" in the same post probably knocked our google ranking back 300 pages. Just FYI.
:laughing:

FRED HALE SR. 05-20-2011 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1056691)
:laughing:
Have a seat. Would you like some lemonade? :shycouch:

s_k 05-20-2011 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1056687)
Using "porn" and "child" in the same post probably knocked our google ranking back 300 pages. Just FYI.
Porn.... child...
Afghanistan
Jihad.
Heroin

(sorry, I hate that google friendliness and making money out of not allowing us to use swearwords :D)

The Batlord 05-20-2011 01:17 PM
Assasinate.
Obama.
Nuclear secrets.
China.

someonecompletelyrandom 05-20-2011 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1056762)
Assasinate.
Obama.
Nuclear secrets.
China.
Are you trying to bury us or boost us?!

s_k 05-20-2011 01:30 PM
we're invincible!

The Batlord 05-20-2011 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1056765)
Are you trying to bury us or boost us?!
I'm trying to overthrow the government by releasing LSD into the water supply.

DoctorSoft 05-22-2011 11:27 PM
Anyone here ever engage in phone/cyber sex?

Howard the Duck 05-22-2011 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DoctorSoft (Post 1058103)
Anyone here ever engage in phone/cyber sex?
i don't engage in phone sex but I talk dirty over the phone all the time

i used to have a constant cybersex partner, allegedly she masturbates as I do when we type dirty things, but I have no way of verifying that, I did come, though


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