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Old 05-13-2011, 11:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Terence Hill, as recently confirmed during an interview to an Italian TV talk-show, was offered the role but rejected it because he considered it "too violent". Dustin Hoffman and John Travolta declined the role for the same reason. When Al Pacino was considered for the role of John Rambo, he turned it down when his request that Rambo be more of a madman was rejected.
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Does anyone here ever use their left hand? Personally I don't my right is just too trained to ignore.
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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depends on if you are left handed or right handed.

I personally use my left so that I can keep my right hand on the mouse lol
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Does anyone here ever use their left hand? Personally I don't my right is just too trained to ignore.
Well, one hand props the device, the other operates. It's like a piano. You use your weak hand to establish the basic rhythms, and your strong hand does the more intricate work...

Then again, it's also left handed people. I mean, like Hendrix did with guitar, you can flip your knob the other way, and play it just as well.

For women... I don't know. I assume the left hand does nipple work while the right takes a dive. Ladies?
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