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Old 05-16-2011, 10:46 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Oh ****, I guess our vaginas caused global warming.

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no, not global warming. just plain pollution. stinking, polluted earth.
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Old 05-16-2011, 10:51 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Vaginas clean themselves dude.
What is your big yank about women? Are you unhappy with the sex you were born into?
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Old 05-17-2011, 01:41 AM   #153 (permalink)
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no, not global warming. just plain pollution. stinking, polluted earth.
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:20 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Vaginas clean themselves dude.
What is your big yank about women? Are you unhappy with the sex you were born into?
as I've have paraphrased The Watchmen before, "I wish the entire female population of the world were one vagina and I was fucking it"

well, except me mom's, of coz
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:58 AM   #155 (permalink)
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no, not global warming. just plain pollution. stinking, polluted earth.
You're actually very annoying when you shove your virgin anus and hatred towards vaginas in my face.

Nobody cares if youve never received.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 05-17-2011, 06:06 AM   #156 (permalink)
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It's masturbation so... technically.
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Old 05-17-2011, 06:46 AM   #157 (permalink)
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You're actually very annoying when you shove your virgin anus and hatred towards vaginas in my face.

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no prostate release of semen with no anal sex? hmmmmmm..... interesting
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:07 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Rumor has it that JFK's influence on the US space program was inspired my masturbation. Some ejaculatory material flew out at such an incredible rate, and it made him release... if such little sperm can travel so far, so fastly, why can't man?

See, Stalin was a strict anti-masturbationist, and that's why the Soviet Union fell.

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Old 05-17-2011, 07:10 AM   #159 (permalink)
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no, not global warming. just plain pollution. stinking, polluted earth.
Prove global warming exists. No one else can.
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