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Old 05-16-2011, 01:13 PM   #141 (permalink)
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no, the world will be a much more polluted place
well if everyone was gay mankind would die. Boohoo, most people are straight. Get over it.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 05-16-2011, 01:16 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Oh ****, I guess our vaginas caused global warming.

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Old 05-16-2011, 01:22 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Well clearly thats a lie, so sad to say its got to be your approach. Close the account and start a new one, with a clean reputation.

Whats that site like generally? Had any successes or is it all failure?
Failure, and miserable failure to be honest. It just depresses me.

Although, once, a mature lady messaged me saying I'm a stud and she wanted me to go to braintree (which is not too far from where I live) and have mad animal sex with her while her husband jerks off and watches. I didn't do it, I was younger then and the jerking off thing freaked me out. sort of regret it...she was hot...I could have just blocked out my peripheral vision

I message bloody...nice things like "hi you have a nice smile". Just my character I suppose. Even online women can tell the losers.
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Old 05-16-2011, 01:33 PM   #144 (permalink)
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See thats what I always assumed online dating sites were for, basically an online swingers club although there'd be alot of singles as well. How long have you been using it for?
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Old 05-16-2011, 01:43 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Warm & Wet.
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Old 05-16-2011, 01:47 PM   #146 (permalink)
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See thats what I always assumed online dating sites were for, basically an online swingers club although there'd be alot of singles as well. How long have you been using it for?

eh on and off for about a year, some other sites as well. They're all crap I wouldn't pay money for em

It's basically just full of bull****. I'm an optimist, I keep going back.
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:53 PM   #147 (permalink)
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**** the world. I'm not cutting back on emissions.
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Old 05-16-2011, 06:24 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Girls who use plentyoffish and sites like that are fat or divorced with kids. Or most likely both. Cut ties with those lame sites bro.

Until you find a real life girl, keep spending nights with Pamela Handerson for company
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:22 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:23 PM   #150 (permalink)
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