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Old 05-15-2011, 12:38 PM   #121 (permalink)
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I'm right handed but I can only use my left hand. Why is this? Am I alone?
It's masturbation so... technically.
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Old 05-15-2011, 01:45 PM   #122 (permalink)
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I'm right handed but I can only use my left hand. Why is this? Am I alone?
maybe it's because you masturbate too much at your desk/computer.

I like to switch it up sometimes by sitting on my right hand that I barely use and when it's a bit numb then I use it.

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Old 05-15-2011, 06:55 PM   #123 (permalink)
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I'll just say that I get off to videos of women being degraded as much as possible. Not fake rape stuff, I'm talking real stuff. Vidoes where the girl basically has no self respect or dignity.
Like bukkake?

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You should try the mattress f*ck that I was talking about earlier
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Old 05-15-2011, 07:13 PM   #124 (permalink)
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I'm right handed but I can only use my left hand. Why is this? Am I alone?
I'm right handed, but use the left. I'm so ambidextrous!
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:39 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Like bukkake?
more like ****ting on a glass table, I think. He is Dirty, after all.
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Old 05-15-2011, 09:44 PM   #126 (permalink)
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Like bukkake?
Or like when they put they're foot on top of the girls head, im always like woah, not just because of like the degradation, but just how uncomfortable that has to be for the dude too.
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Old 05-15-2011, 10:01 PM   #128 (permalink)
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masturbation is relaxation, the opposite of penetration, and sexual situations, except when it on your mothers face while i listen to the radio station, wake up in the morning im at your house cooking eggs and bacon lol
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Masturbation is relaxation, the opposite of penetration, and sexual situations, except when it on your mothers face while i listen to the radio station, wake up in the morning im at your house cooking eggs and bacon LOL


Whoever this is types exactly like a character me and a few of my friends created. This dialect is known as "space Lithuanian".
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Whoever this is types exactly like a character me and a few of my friends created. This dialect is known as "space Lithuanian".
On an unrelated note, why has there been so little Conan on the boards lately?
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