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Old 05-15-2011, 02:30 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:33 AM   #92 (permalink)
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At least I can get some you lazy, pin dick bastard!
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:34 AM   #93 (permalink)
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masturbating has been feeling rather craggy recently cos my dick feels like a withered branch
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:38 AM   #94 (permalink)
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I can steal some babies for you, and push them into your vagina. My love for you is worth the jail-time for kidnapping, and baby suffocation.
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:41 AM   #95 (permalink)
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I can steal some babies for you, and push them into your vagina. My love for you is worth the jail-time for kidnapping, and baby suffocation.
You could save a lot of time and effort if you just use dead babies, check the dumpster of you local Wal-Mart!
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:44 AM   #96 (permalink)
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I can steal some babies for you, and push them into your vagina. My love for you is worth the jail-time for kidnapping, and baby suffocation.
Sounds good to me MR, I'll get my vagina opened up real good so they fit. You got any spare beer bottles? I gots to have me a cigarette now, gots to have the strength to pop out those babies.
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:45 AM   #97 (permalink)
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I feel very ashamed.
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:51 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2011, 03:05 AM   #100 (permalink)
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