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My boobs are awesome. I love them long time.

I like that I can change my mood almost instantly for comedic purposes.

i have no moods

I like my feet:D

What is it with fat people and goatees? They dont hide the double chin, they make it look like you just are too lazy to shave. A full beard would look so much better (although being less fat would be even better). Its shameful, people get fat and just give up on looking good.

No, a full beard would just make him look like a rapist.

Whereas now he looks like a rapist with a terrible sense of style.

No, now I think he looks like the guy in the office who reads the comics at his desk at lunch every day and when he finds one that he thinks is funny or has something to do with the company, he scans it and puts a copy of it in everyone's mailbox with a note that says "Hey there! I thought this was hee-larious so I thought I'd share! Hope all is well! :) :dj: :basketbal :yeah: :D"
EDIT: Oh, and sometimes, you hear him crying in the breakroom.

:rofl: :rofl:

That reminds me of the guy that just wants his poor stapler in Office Space.