*pets Ian on the head*
There there...

Haha I doubt it. It doesn't take me long to get a read on people. If I'm playing with people I've never played with before I just play it safe for the first bit, and then pounce when I get a good read on them.

Everyone suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.

i like the fact that i dont judge people, and that im not afraid to be who i am. i also like that i can sing decently. i think thats about it.

oi jus recently realised that honesty is NOT the best policy so ummmm.........

I love your boobs.

i love ANY boobs

Inevitable reply:
http://hatchesmagazine.com/blogs/Fly.../man-boobs.jpg

Not me. I have a boob standard.

For instance, I say no to National Geographic titties. Or insanely huge titties. Or complete lack of titties... titties.

Edit:
And the titties Janszoon just posted.

manboobs can be fun depending on the face that goes with it

not all fat dudes turn me off

So what's your take on this fellow's rack?

face is crap, not a fan of hairy chests

i would like to squeeze the man-boobs of that fat kid from What's Happenin? (old sitcom)

They made me do this in the psych ward...........

:laughing:

i only had one unpleasant expereince in the psych ward, that was tied down to my bed

I'm being a drama queen, it wasn't so bad for me either. We had to wake up at around 6 every morning and do a workout video....and this one nurse told me I had a problem with authority and I said "Would that be a problem if we lived in Nazi Germany?" so I didn't get icecream that night.
And somebody had scratched the paint off of my wall in the shape of a grim reaper and the words TO DIE underneath it. I was in a very poor mental state at this point so it scared the shit out of me. I took a pencil and wrote FOR JUSTICE underneath TO DIE. It was the first thing I thought of and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

And thats the end of my anecdote, y'all.

^^ok

*something something music something something something blah blah album review*

*blah blah Smashing Pumpkins rule blah blah blah*

inb4 mod lectures us about staying on topic

....

My boobs are awesome. I love them long time.

I like that I can change my mood almost instantly for comedic purposes.

i have no moods

I like my feet:D

What is it with fat people and goatees? They dont hide the double chin, they make it look like you just are too lazy to shave. A full beard would look so much better (although being less fat would be even better). Its shameful, people get fat and just give up on looking good.

No, a full beard would just make him look like a rapist.

Whereas now he looks like a rapist with a terrible sense of style.

No, now I think he looks like the guy in the office who reads the comics at his desk at lunch every day and when he finds one that he thinks is funny or has something to do with the company, he scans it and puts a copy of it in everyone's mailbox with a note that says "Hey there! I thought this was hee-larious so I thought I'd share! Hope all is well! :) :dj: :basketbal :yeah: :D"
EDIT: Oh, and sometimes, you hear him crying in the breakroom.

:rofl: :rofl:

That reminds me of the guy that just wants his poor stapler in Office Space.

I hope he reads this one day. Maybe you can help point out where his life went wrong, what happened that made him post THAT picture somewhere on the internet.

I blame Dilbert.

And here I was, going to send you a Dilbert for your birthday. Now I know what you'd think of me if I did...

Tomorrow's really my birthday. How'd you know?

I have a pretty dry sense of humour.:thumb:

I like that I always smell incredible.

Its definitely not because I'm a stalker.

I like my eyes, the fact I am honest and that I see good in people.

hey thanks, I knew I forgot something on my list

yeah it was a quote. I'll have to brainstorm things I actually like about myself.