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Mancrushes
Self-explanatory. Mancrushes or womancrushes (does that even exist?). Either way. Extra points for fanboy pics.
Patrice Bergeron http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lior2fgLU31qzcv33.jpg He's been my all-time favourite athlete ever since he made the Bruins as an 18 year old as a second round pick. The definition of a complete player, and the most reliable player you could imagine. To top it off he's one of the most giving players in the league and is always involved with charities. Michael Crabtree http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-...elitnikoff.jpg Definition of swag. This guy's talented as hell and he knows it. Mancrush since his freshman year at Texas Tech. Michael Cera http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...ael.011809.jpg I think he might be the most naturally funny person in the world. No matter what he says he manages to make it funny. Thom Yorke http://images.contactmusic.com/dn/th...0_3988_300.jpg Self-explanatory. Tom Hanks http://www.rodneyohebsion.com/images/tom-hanks.jpg He's got one hell of an ass. |
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Edward Norton
He has such a great range in the roles that he plays. http://blackn1ght.files.wordpress.co...ard-norton.jpg Mark Wahlberg Plays the badass to the T, and can back it up in real life. He also plays a good straight man in comedies (with Will Farrell for example). http://www.manhairstyles.net/resimle...r-styles-4.jpg Chris Jericho Awesome wrestling skills, and he fronts one of my favorite metal bands. http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-cont...10/jericho.jpg Steve Jobs iPhone, enough said. http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...jobs_apple.jpg |
We girls call them "girl crushes". And Patrice Bergeron is such a hottie. I'll stay out of your thread now :laughing:
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He's like a chick with a beard, and superpowers. Full of win? Yes. |
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I wish I had just a fraction of the coolness & intensity this man has. |
Ken Griffey Jr.
AKA Junior AKA The Kid AKA The greatest http://o.onionstatic.com/images/arti...ffey-large.jpg Always been a huge Griffey fan |
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^ Ya even if I wanted to make that rule Morrison's coolness would overrule me.
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Haha, I didn't even know you were bisexual, mr. Yorke :D.
(I don't give a ****, I just didn't know yet) |
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I didn't know the word.
Does it mean that you like a guy but wouldn't want to **** him in the ass? As in: He seems like a nice guy to me? |
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It's more like idolizing a guy. If you've ever watched Seinfeld, think George and Tony.
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Virtual Reality :D
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Jeff Davis
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pu...Jeff_Davis.jpg B. Fleischmann http://www.suru.lt/srwrd/wp-content/...leischmann.jpg Tommy Four Seven http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imag...even-pic_0.jpg |
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Martin Piroyanksy http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...eff+Mangum.jpg Jeff Mangum And the aforementioned Franco: http://topnews.in/files/James-Franco.jpg |
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do i have to find myself some 'gaycrushers' first?
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Asked my hetero guy friend specifically about his man crushes, and they were:
Bryan Danielson / Daniel Bryan (Wrestler) Young Billy Joel Conor Oberst Crispin Glover Chris Jericho |
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Jesus: Can multiply groceries like 10-fold. Superman: Can't multiply groceries, any fold. Jesus: Can turn water into wine. Superman: Can't even turn piss into Coors Light. (He wouldn't even have to try very hard) Jesus: Can walk on water Superman: I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that he can walk on water, although he could probably fly over it, vertically, but that's totally not the same. Jesus: Is more famous than Superman. Superman: Is not as famous as Jesus. (Ok... that last part might be debatable.) |
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Vassilis Paleokostas Vassilis Paleokostas is the most wanted man in Greece. Total badass. Vassilis likes kdinapping super-rich bastards, hold him for a ridiculous ransom. Then he splits the money between his men, himself and to impoverished farmers of his hometown. Robin Hood in the flesh. He also made a vow never to harm a member of the public in his criminal escapades. Scout’s honor. In 1995, Paleokostas was caught and convicted of kidnapping, robbery, and weapons and was jailed in a penitentiary known as Korydallos Prison. Korydallos Prison is known to be the most brutal prisons in Greece. In June 2006, Paleokostas’ older brother landed a helicopter right in the middle of the prison in broad daylight. The armed guards assumed it was a legal landing. Vassilis casually walked up to the helicopter and lifted off. Paleokostas escaped. He lived in the mountains outside Athens and even continued kidnapping other bastards. In August 2008, Paleokostas was re-captured and was sent back to Korydallos Prison. ‘No problem’ Vassilis said. In February 2009, another helicopter hovered above the same yard, lowered a long rope ladder, and Vassilis Paleokostas escaped again while a woman fires with an AK-47 assault rifle at the police shooting at the helicopter. Did I say he is a badass? http://content.dailytop10.net/timthu...ush_on/jon.jpg Jon Stewart When Jon Stewart appeared on Crossfire on October 15, 2004, he pleaded with the show’s hosts to “stop hurting America,” and referred to both Carlson and co-host Paul Begala as “partisan hacks.” This spread on the internet almost as fast as Charlie Bit My Finger. The two hosts tried to respond by criticizing Stewart’s interview with John Kerry saying he didn’t ask any hardball questions when Kerry was on his show. Stewart reminded them that his show is on Comedy Central and his lead-in show are puppets who make crank calls. If they are looking at his show for news, then that is probably the reason their show is so ****ed up. Other quotes from the show: (When Carlson continued to press Stewart on the Kerry issue)You’re on CNN! The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls! What is wrong with you? Carlson: Come on. Be funny. Stewart: No, I’m not going to be your monkey. Carlson: I do think you’re more fun on your show. Stewart: You’re as big a **** on your show as you are on any show. In January 2005, CNN announced that it was canceling Crossfire. The reason? They have this to say Jonathan Klein: (CNN/US’ incoming President) I think he (Stewart) made a good point about the noise level of these types of shows, which does nothing to illuminate the issues of the day. Stewart quipped on The Daily Show that “I fought the law, and the law lost!” I just lifted the text from dailytop10.net . But those two... kick ass |
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^^ ha ha ha
back on-topic, other than the usual suspects, I'm in love with this man:- http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOo5VOBhne...0/show+luo.jpg Show Lou Tze Xiang - Mando-Pop idol |
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