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Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Let's see...
Jesus: Can multiply groceries like 10-fold. Superman: Can't multiply groceries, any fold. Jesus: Can turn water into wine. Superman: Can't even turn piss into Coors Light. (He wouldn't even have to try very hard) Jesus: Can walk on water Superman: I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that he can walk on water, although he could probably fly over it, vertically, but that's totally not the same. Jesus: Is more famous than Superman. Superman: Is not as famous as Jesus. (Ok... that last part might be debatable.) |
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