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Old 04-23-2011, 12:03 AM   #26 (permalink)
Partying on the inside
 
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Originally Posted by Il Duce View Post
JC has got nothing on this guy:-

Let's see...

Jesus: Can multiply groceries like 10-fold.
Superman: Can't multiply groceries, any fold.

Jesus: Can turn water into wine.
Superman: Can't even turn piss into Coors Light. (He wouldn't even have to try very hard)

Jesus: Can walk on water
Superman: I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that he can walk on water, although he could probably fly over it, vertically, but that's totally not the same.

Jesus: Is more famous than Superman.
Superman: Is not as famous as Jesus.

(Ok... that last part might be debatable.)
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