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04-22-2011, 11:17 PM | #27 (permalink) |
Killed Laura Palmer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ashland, KY
Posts: 1,679
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Asked my hetero guy friend specifically about his man crushes, and they were:
Bryan Danielson / Daniel Bryan (Wrestler) Young Billy Joel Conor Oberst Crispin Glover Chris Jericho
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04-23-2011, 01:03 AM | #28 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 5,584
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Let's see...
Jesus: Can multiply groceries like 10-fold. Superman: Can't multiply groceries, any fold. Jesus: Can turn water into wine. Superman: Can't even turn piss into Coors Light. (He wouldn't even have to try very hard) Jesus: Can walk on water Superman: I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that he can walk on water, although he could probably fly over it, vertically, but that's totally not the same. Jesus: Is more famous than Superman. Superman: Is not as famous as Jesus. (Ok... that last part might be debatable.) |
04-23-2011, 01:32 AM | #29 (permalink) | |
Live by the Sword
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Posts: 9,075
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Quote:
Jesus : Is probably near-sighted Superman : Can lift objects 1,000,000 times his weight Jesus : Has to rely on his Father to remove the stone from his tomb Superman : Runs about 1,000 times faster than a normal man Jesus : Same speed as you and me Superman : Has died and returned and is still here Jesus : Has died and returned and left Superman : Had legitimately married parents (but rites on an alien planet) Jesus : Bastard son of God |
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