Dirty is making a song about members of MB
 

Well, I've been kicking around this idea for a little while and I've decided to do it. I feel like my rap skills are pretty well received around here and I can make a song about MB that is funny and doesn't suck ass. Haters, bring it on so I can make sure and include your doubts in my song. Your hate only fuels me.

Anyways, I am posting this so other people can have a part in this. I plan for this song to be kind of like a "roast" of sorts. AKA making fun of different members in a not-to-be-taken-super-serious sort of way. If you hate laughter or like to be Mr. Serious Business, I ask you to not listen to this song once it's done. For everyone who likes funny things, please give me ideas. I have a document started on my computer with a list of regular members, and following each name I have ideas and possibly rhyme scenarios. Some of you I obviously know more about than others...sooooo I am asking you guys to PM me (or post here) ideas about certain members. Song will be done this summer, hopefully in June. Already have a lot of good ideas, but would like things to make fun of and that's where you all can help me out. Get to it. :wavey:

EDIT: To clarify, feel free to respond with ideas to poke fun of yourself, OR others. Ideas for others might also be better sent through PM if you want to be anonymous.

Make sure to beak me a bit dude. I'm sure it won't be too hard.

Something with twisted relationships, slow 80's cars, vintage audio and beards.

Hot dogs.

I remember when laterlarus did this a year or two ago it was pretty funny. Rap will be better I think if it's done right. Just try not to make me look like too much of a douche.

I know...

writing a book called The Science of Panchira,
Japanese used panties vending machines hurrah

What beat are you going to use?

Still not sure. I have a bunch of original beats but I'd rather use an instrumental for this one. Everyone feel free to PM me or post beats that you think would be good for this.

All good ideas so far, I'm lovin them :laughing:

This may actually be good. Cool idea

Dude, you should totally make fun of me in the song.

You can toss me in the song even though I've been pretty supportive about your mixtapes and such and I'm always sending you positive energy.

Via your booty avatars. We all feel it man. Even people in my office have began to compliment.

wants to cop a feel of Dayvan
should be in jail, pedo wanting maiden

Dirty: Ignore all of these responses and write something good.

Lol I agree.


Just include the people that responded and do it in your own way based off of what you think/know about them.

That's probably what I'll do. I intend to make fun of people who don't post in this thread as well. This is going to be a great song, no doubt.

I was hoping for PMs being more like "Omg talk about ____, he/she is such a pretentious cock and always has their head up their ass. they make fun of ____ but they like ____ LOL! Plus they look like a ____. and omg they do this and that and blah blah"

Aim higher, Brother.

the song title will be called

husky mcdumps.

Omg talk about Dirty, he/she is such a pretentious **** and always has their head up their ass. they make fun of fat girls but they like to give him their spam purse LOL! Plus they look like a lumberjack in those flannel shirts. and omg they do this and that and blah blah

Il Duce the yellow hick
does the mussolini headkick

OMG Vanilla is such a bitch, she like was an asshole to DJ because he likes the top 40 music charts!

And that's putting it lightly...

:laughing:

Why are you so obsessed with me?

:rofl:

MORE LIKE THE OTHERWAY ROUND!!!!

Can I get some mods to back me up here?

http://subculturevulture.files.wordp...ntage-mods.jpg

They're on their way.

Ok DJ, here is my retaliation:

Batman stinks, Robin farts
But Il Duce's still eating his tarts

Vanilla, it's become fairly obvious that you want djchameleon inside of you.


Badly.

I already have a microcosm of bacteria inside me

:rofl:

Once you go black, you never go back.

Ah, you remix my statements.

But you're still the one who's achin' for the breakin'...

Hurtin' for the squirtin'...

Jonesin' for the bonesin'...

You get the idea.

Maybe I want you bb?

Probably so, but I have this policy where I'm only ****ing Filipino hookers right now... soooo... yeah.

Pinays are the best

More like,
http://www.sodahead.com/fun/what-do-...excited%2Bface

Failed picture?

I'm moving this to the lounge as it's more of a silly thing than serious song writing.

Cannot get enough of Silly Love Songs
But he hates Love-Song.

Dirty: write something that uses the obvious sexual prowess metaphors inherent in Engine's name.