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Old 04-08-2011, 02:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Being a shoulder to cry on is no waste of time mate. I'm sure you'll find that out some time .
Unless you're man enough to know how to get a sympathy fuck out of her, yes it is a waste of time.
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:33 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Unless you're man enough to know how to get a sympathy fuck out of her, yes it is a waste of time.
Aaahh, pity sex. Is there any other kind

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Old 04-08-2011, 02:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Aaahh, pity sex. Is there any other kind
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:41 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Aaahh, pity sex. Is there any other kind
You don't wanna know trust me.
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:02 PM   #25 (permalink)
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What ever happened to her?!
I just saw this.

I bumped into her yesterday, which is what prompted me to make the thread. She's put on alot of weight and has 2 kids now, and honestly looked terrible for a 23 year old (24 in May). As bad as it sounds, if I saw her now I wouldnt look twice unless it was to point out how much of a mess she looked to my friends
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Old 04-08-2011, 04:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Sad.

I don't think I've really done anything to attract the opposite sex. I've had men do some weird things to attract me. But dudes, some of the dorky things you do are really endearing to us, just sayin.
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Old 04-08-2011, 08:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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When I'm just looking for a hookup or something, I actually have some game. It amazes me that I really don't even have to try that hard. If it's someone I'm actually into, it gets ridiculous. I don't know what happens to me, but I become the most awkward individual on the planet.

One of the weirder things I've done...I found out from a friend of mine the kind of music a girl I was interested in was into. With that knowledge, I made a mix CD with music I was into which complemented artists she liked, in addition to putting artists she liked on the CD. I then was hanging out with a mutual friend of me and the girl I was into, and gave her friend the CD. (I said something along the lines of, "Dude, I made a CD for you. I've been making everyone CDs lately, and I almost forgot..." and she popped it in, and seemed to dig it...) I knew all along that she was going to picking the girl I was into up later on in the evening from rehearsal. And as such, the girl was going to be in the car, and my friend would definitely be listening to the CD I just "burnt her".

So, I played the waiting game. Awesomely enough, the next day, the girl I'm into came up to me and said, "I didn't know you're into Imogen Heap!" and I was like, "Yeah, I love Imogen Heap!" (I'd put "Hide and Seek" on the CD because I knew she loved that song.) She then asked me my favorite album. I had no idea. Finally, I remembered that one of the albums was Speak For Yourself, but I think she was already onto me and knew that I was full of shit.

I still to this day have no idea why I thought that was a good idea, nor do I know why I claimed to have any knowledge of this girl's favorite artist when I knew maybe two songs by Imogen Heap. How I thought I'd be able to pull that one off is beyond me.
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Old 04-08-2011, 09:35 PM   #28 (permalink)
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i never do stupid things to pull men, and thats why i pull men.
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Old 04-09-2011, 04:21 AM   #29 (permalink)
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i never do stupid things to pull men, and thats why i pull men.
you've already "pulled" me for one
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Old 08-06-2011, 02:00 PM   #30 (permalink)
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That's the sweetest story ever.

Me probably wasting half my life being a guys shoulder to cry on because I fancied him.

Or driving from Stirling back to South Lanarkshire to see a guy and 'have a smoke with him' which was actually only a smoke :/
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