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Old 03-27-2012, 12:00 PM   #221 (permalink)
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I think the longest record of me liking a guy is about 2 weeks. Serious. I don't think I'll ever love anyone because with me it's out of sight, out of mind. Either that or I'm just a playaa.
Its strange ill be head over heals and ill consciously realize its not real and I wont feel that way in a week or even a few days. I am big proponent of making decisions and going through life based on my brain and not emotions but in cases like that emotion is definitely the leader.
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Old 03-27-2012, 02:54 PM   #222 (permalink)
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i don't become "obsessed" or "infatuated"

it's more like i fall in love easily
Or you don't know the difference between love and infatuation.

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Stupid things I've done... I used to be pretty damn unconfident about how I looked, I was fairly sure that noone could really find me attractive. Nevertheless, that didn't stop me from sending some particularly awkward texts in my time. Whyyy I thought that was a good idea is beyond me in hindsight. It just led to very embarrassing moments the next time I saw the girls in question...

I also wrote what was essentially a love poem to a girl who asked me to write her a poem; she was preparing to leave the country with another guy at the time. That one, however, turned out ok, seeing as we're now engaged!
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Old 03-27-2012, 03:04 PM   #223 (permalink)
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I also wrote what was essentially a love poem to a girl who asked me to write her a poem; she was preparing to leave the country with another guy at the time. That one, however, turned out ok, seeing as we're now engaged!
That's a great story! I met my boyfriend in class after I spilled some coffee on him. It was not intentional and I wasn't even planning on talking to him. Thought he was really cute though but that was it. Then he asked me on a date. That was like a year and a half ago now.
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I asked my brothers mate to be my wingman because my normal wingman was occupied with a girl, after a while he turns to me and says "I have a girlfriend" I've never been so embarassed. The guy's like in his 30's and way too old for me. I shant be drinking in his pub again! :\ I cringe everytime I think of him saying "I have a girlfriend".

I also pulled this guy and went in for the kill only for this gay guy I know just pulled my face away, WTF!!! HE WAS HAWT and I was enjoying myself.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:34 PM   #225 (permalink)
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I asked my brothers mate to be my wingman because my normal wingman was occupied with a girl, after a while he turns to me and says "I have a girlfriend" I've never been so embarassed. The guy's like in his 30's and way too old for me. I shant be drinking in his pub again! :\ I cringe everytime I think of him saying "I have a girlfriend".

I also pulled this guy and went in for the kill only for this gay guy I know just pulled my face away, WTF!!! HE WAS HAWT and I was enjoying myself.
Hahaha, last night I was getting on with this girl at a college bar and we were playing pool and talking for about 45 minutes before she dropped that same line. My least favorite thing to hear. I feel your pain! She was also "HAWT".
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It's awful isn't it? When I have a drink in me these days I seem to think I'm Claudia Schiffer or something and an absolute legendary pulling machine and I'm clearly not haha. So shoot me please I wish I had a boyfriend, so I didn't consistently embarrass myself once I have a bit of dutch courage in me.
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It's awful isn't it? When I have a drink in me these days I seem to think I'm Claudia Schiffer or something and an absolute legendary pulling machine and I'm clearly not haha. So shoot me please I wish I had a boyfriend, so I didn't consistently embarrass myself once I have a bit of dutch courage in me.
I told my buddy at work who is much older and his response was rookie mistake. He said you must ask that quickely in some form so your not wasting your time and looking like an arsehole.

haha he is definitely right
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Or you don't know the difference between love and infatuation.

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Stupid things I've done... I used to be pretty damn unconfident about how I looked, I was fairly sure that noone could really find me attractive. Nevertheless, that didn't stop me from sending some particularly awkward texts in my time. Whyyy I thought that was a good idea is beyond me in hindsight. It just led to very embarrassing moments the next time I saw the girls in question...
once I was so infatuated with this girl in my church I kept texting her Indonesian love song lyrics
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once I was so infatuated with this girl in my church I kept texting her Indonesian love song lyrics
i just want you to know that you are a ****ing legend man.
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