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Old 02-02-2012, 12:12 PM   #91 (permalink)
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the concept of practically committing suicide.....so that the hot lifeguard can talk with you......and one of those amazing lost 60s gems
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Old 02-02-2012, 02:15 PM   #92 (permalink)
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I think I'm going to start deliberately breaking my car so that the hot mechanic who fixed my car today fixes her everytime.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 02-02-2012, 02:17 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I think I'm going to start deliberately breaking my car so that the hot mechanic who fixed my car today fixes her everytime.
lol do it, (mechanics are usually very sexy) then he will start to realize that you have a thing for him
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Old 02-02-2012, 02:19 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Fancy loaning me about a grand?
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Old 02-02-2012, 02:47 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Fancy loaning me about a grand?
or you can start a emergency oh **** I need money jar
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:41 PM   #96 (permalink)
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lol do it, (mechanics are usually very sexy) then he will start to realize that you have a thing for him
It doesn't get sexier than this:
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Old 02-02-2012, 04:35 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:08 PM   #98 (permalink)
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It doesn't get sexier than this:
Or this:

It appears that sex offender James E. Gunterman Jr. aka “Big Jim” Gunterman travels the Quad State area of KY, TN, Ind and Ohio working as a car/truck mechanic, doing body work and painting cars/trucks



OR EVEN THIS:

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Old 02-02-2012, 11:29 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Girls with tools:

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Old 02-03-2012, 12:30 AM   #100 (permalink)
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look at the guy in the back on the far left. Jesus Christ.
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