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Old 01-29-2020, 08:06 PM   #201 (permalink)
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I was advised by my longterm therapist that I should try yoga. Wish me luck lads, I'm going to be the only crusty dude in the class.
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Old 01-29-2020, 08:08 PM   #202 (permalink)
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Have you tried punching your therapist?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-29-2020, 08:14 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Have you tried punching your therapist?
Nah, city cops beat him down once, **** should be enough for a lifetime. He seemed apprehensive when he tried it at first, but it really helped him with the issues I struggle with as well.
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Old 01-29-2020, 08:22 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Having a plethora of bored housewives to **** probably gets you over a lot of humps.
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Old 01-30-2020, 10:13 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Nah, city cops beat him down once, **** should be enough for a lifetime. He seemed apprehensive when he tried it at first, but it really helped him with the issues I struggle with as well.
I have a lot of old injuries from various activities and Hot Yoga was suspiciously good for most of them. Good luck!
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Old 02-25-2020, 01:36 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Doing squats earlier, tore my shorts on the way down

Really snazzy pair of shorts as well. I'll miss them.
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Old 02-25-2020, 05:36 PM   #207 (permalink)
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Thought it was a mindfulness post at first.
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Old 02-26-2020, 08:13 AM   #208 (permalink)
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don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it...

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Old 02-26-2020, 11:13 AM   #209 (permalink)
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don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it...

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Old 02-26-2020, 11:15 AM   #210 (permalink)
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Buy some really expensive underwear and try to make ripped shorts/pants the new wearing-your-jeans-halfway-down-your-ass.
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