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Old 10-22-2019, 01:33 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2019, 01:35 PM   #172 (permalink)
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I wonder if Brady's relationship with father time is as creepy as his relationship with his son

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Old 10-22-2019, 03:11 PM   #173 (permalink)
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I mean he just ****ing stands there and hardly ever gets hit, how fit does he need to be?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-22-2019, 03:19 PM   #174 (permalink)
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I mean he just ****ing stands there and hardly ever gets hit, how fit does he need to be?
Fit enough to take a sack from the hardest hitting mother****ers on planet earth and then throw a perfect dime the very next play.
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Old 10-22-2019, 03:24 PM   #175 (permalink)
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Does being able to pass a middle school mile run test help with that? And as far as I know he doesn't really get hit much so he's kinda cheating on that front anyway.
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Old 10-22-2019, 03:35 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Does being able to pass a middle school mile run test help with that? And as far as I know he doesn't really get hit much so he's kinda cheating on that front anyway.
Yeah. It’s easy as **** to consistently lead your team to victory as an NFL QB. That’s why the pay is so meh.
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Old 10-22-2019, 03:43 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Does being able to pass a middle school mile run test help with that? And as far as I know he doesn't really get hit much so he's kinda cheating on that front anyway.
He doesn't get hit much BECAUSE of his unique physical skills in the pocket. He's got this uncanny knack of sensing guys about to cream him, and he's able to duck or shimmy or step forward, etc. and avoid the punishment.

Can't be taught and every QB at that level wishes they had it. One of the things that makes him the GOAT.

But the dude gets hit and loves getting into the mud. Last game he rushed straight up the gut for 2 TDs and was the last one off of the ground both times.
And he called both plays!
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Old 10-22-2019, 04:28 PM   #178 (permalink)
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You're not telling me anything an agile fat guy couldn't do.
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Old 10-22-2019, 05:49 PM   #179 (permalink)
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You're not telling me anything an agile fat guy couldn't do.
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Old 10-22-2019, 08:53 PM   #180 (permalink)
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Maybe then it wouldn't be such a boring garbage channel.
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