I definately need help.
 

For some reason I can't make an avatar. The box that says "No avatar" or whatever is checked and I can't uncheck it. I have no idea how to make this work. Please help me!

Read the little box that says FAQ

sub heading User Maintenance

and also, try using the announcements, feeedback etc forum mate cause thats what its for?

or just wait till 50 posts.

Uhh, sorry? I still can't get it to work though. I'm new...give me like 20 minutes then I'll sort my **** out, but, I still don't get how to get the avatar. I tried what UrbanHatemonger suggested, but I couldn't find anything. Arrgh.

you, now thats you mate
post, thats write and submit RELEVANT stuff, 50 times...
after which, you'll be able to upload an avatar
50 times.
thats 50 times.

You want an avatar here you have to earn it

and that was not patronisation. NOT patronisation.

I think the full stop was a bit much, You've over-done it HAVN'T YOU?

Oh alright. Well thanks for clarifying that in such a decent, helpful manner. I'll now bend over and kiss my own butt.