If MusicBanter was a prison...

GeddyBass2112 · 03-29-2011, 01:18 PM

...who'd be in for what crime?

A fun little thread I tried on another forum and some of the answers were quite funny.

Mods are automatically prison guards (corrections officers).

I'd likely be in for civil disobedience.

crukster · 03-29-2011, 01:21 PM

Death Row for crimes against Humanity

**Janszoon** · 03-29-2011, 01:21 PM

Urban would be imprisoned in a sex for cigarettes scandal that went down during his tenure as a guard.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-29-2011, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Urban would be imprisoned in a sex for cigarettes scandal that went down during his tenure as a guard.

I have both, what were you after my friend?

Here's some....

Kayleigh - Joyriding
Freebase - Hacking the Pentagon
Tore - Creating a human centipede
Vanilla - Peanut smuggling
Vegangelica - Cockfighting, bear baiting, Hare coarsing.
S-K - Stalking his ex
Tumor - Serial killing
right-track - Football hooliganism in the Merseyside area

**Janszoon** · 03-29-2011, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Tore - Creating a human centipede

GeddyBass2112 · 03-29-2011, 01:24 PM

I dunno what Schranz Bass would be in for, but I'd possibly be receiving an extension to my sentence for shanking him with a razorblade/toothbrush knife.

s_k · 03-29-2011, 01:53 PM

Il Duce for Sexual Harassment.
Vanilla for triggering Sexual Harassment

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**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-30-2011, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

More like the first to "accidentally" drop the soap in the shower.

Touche.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I have both, what were you after my friend?

Here's some....

Kayleigh - Joyriding
Freebase - Hacking the Pentagon
Tore - Creating a human centipede
Vanilla - Peanut smuggling
Vegangelica - Cockfighting, bear baiting, Hare coarsing.
S-K - Stalking his ex
Tumor - Serial killing
right-track - Football hooliganism in the Merseyside area

AMAGAD what in the hell?

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k

Il Duce for Sexual Harassment.
Vanilla for triggering Sexual Harassment

.

**** yeah, I get horny you know, I'll be making sure everyone's my bitch.

~~Dirty~~ · 03-29-2011, 02:14 PM

s_k for getting caught on To Catch A Predator

s_k · 03-29-2011, 02:17 PM

I have to google to see what "To Catch a Predator" is, so I don't think so

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03-29-2011, 01:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
GeddyBass2112 Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Posts: 165	If MusicBanter was a prison... ...who'd be in for what crime? A fun little thread I tried on another forum and some of the answers were quite funny. Mods are automatically prison guards (corrections officers). I'd likely be in for civil disobedience.

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crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	Death Row for crimes against Humanity

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GeddyBass2112 Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Posts: 165	I dunno what Schranz Bass would be in for, but I'd possibly be receiving an extension to my sentence for shanking him with a razorblade/toothbrush knife.

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	s_k for getting caught on To Catch A Predator