If MusicBanter was a prison...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-30-2011, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

More like the first to "accidentally" drop the soap in the shower.

Touche.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I have both, what were you after my friend?

Here's some....

Kayleigh - Joyriding
Freebase - Hacking the Pentagon
Tore - Creating a human centipede
Vanilla - Peanut smuggling
Vegangelica - Cockfighting, bear baiting, Hare coarsing.
S-K - Stalking his ex
Tumor - Serial killing
right-track - Football hooliganism in the Merseyside area

AMAGAD what in the hell?

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Originally Posted by s_k

Il Duce for Sexual Harassment.
Vanilla for triggering Sexual Harassment

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**** yeah, I get horny you know, I'll be making sure everyone's my bitch.

Bloozcrooz · 03-30-2011, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Dayvan Cowboy - House is raided after suspicion of being an impostor of a 14 year old. Police find large stash of cocaine and semi-automatics.

Tumor - Has mental breakdown after a photo shopped picture with her and a clip-art hot dog are posted on internet. Ends up in mental institution. Counselors wear name brand, trendy clothes which provokes her to strangle them. Prison for life.

boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes car into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing.

Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits jail a woman hater.

...man that **** made me lmfao!!! If any of my family read that post they would as well.

Even better is your S K prediction..I cant stop laughing.

Howard the Duck · 03-30-2011, 04:24 AM

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

Aurora - enjoying something as vile as haggis

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

VEGANGELICA - PETA nude demonstration without a licence

that's all I can think of - will come out with more later

holly984 · 03-30-2011, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

omg....seriously rofl

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

Ha ha! Hilarious

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

Whaa?? ha ha

Howard the Duck · 03-30-2011, 06:11 AM

because you're just too good to be true, beb

s_k · 03-30-2011, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Whahaha, you are a creative little sport, aren't you? ;D.

GuitarBizarre · 03-30-2011, 06:28 AM

I'd probably be in for violating noise ordinances.

Bloozcrooz · 03-30-2011, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k

Whahaha, you are a creative little sport, aren't you? ;D.

~~The Virgin~~ · 03-30-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

raping The Virgin

i don't like that. rape is never funny.

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

this right here, i might do. haha..imagine? if i'd be the prison biatch, i can have all the inmates at my command, like "Take off your shirt! Massage my foot!", that would be nice. The Queen of JailRock.

Howard the Duck · 03-30-2011, 09:17 AM

my fantasy scenarios are not meant to be "funny" - they're just evil fantasies lurking in my mind - read the other fantasy scenarios - they're quite vile and psychopathic - those are things you get jailed for

the "speculative" scenarios are meant to be funny - merely because I wish no ill upon any of you (and also I'm not supposed to insult anybody here)

03-30-2011, 04:24 AM	#53 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers Aurora - enjoying something as vile as haggis holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa VEGANGELICA - PETA nude demonstration without a licence that's all I can think of - will come out with more later

03-30-2011, 06:11 AM	#55 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	because you're just too good to be true, beb

03-30-2011, 09:17 AM	#60 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	my fantasy scenarios are not meant to be "funny" - they're just evil fantasies lurking in my mind - read the other fantasy scenarios - they're quite vile and psychopathic - those are things you get jailed for the "speculative" scenarios are meant to be funny - merely because I wish no ill upon any of you (and also I'm not supposed to insult anybody here)