Originally Posted by Merkaba (Post 1027139)

More like the first to "accidentally" drop the soap in the shower.

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 1026887)

I have both, what were you after my friend?

Here's some....

Kayleigh - Joyriding
Freebase - Hacking the Pentagon
Tore - Creating a human centipede
Vanilla - Peanut smuggling
Vegangelica - Cockfighting, bear baiting, Hare coarsing.
S-K - Stalking his ex
Tumor - Serial killing
right-track - Football hooliganism in the Merseyside area

Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1026735)

Il Duce for Sexual Harassment.
Vanilla for triggering Sexual Harassment :D.

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1026922)

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Dayvan Cowboy - House is raided after suspicion of being an impostor of a 14 year old. Police find large stash of cocaine and semi-automatics.

Tumor - Has mental breakdown after a photo shopped picture with her and a clip-art hot dog are posted on internet. Ends up in mental institution. Counselors wear name brand, trendy clothes which provokes her to strangle them. Prison for life.

boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes car into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing.

Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits jail a woman hater.

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1026922)

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1026922)

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1027328)

Whahaha, you are a creative little sport, aren't you? ;D.

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

raping The Virgin

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch