If MusicBanter was a prison...

**Janszoon** · 03-29-2011, 05:47 PM

They'd lock up Right-Track and throw away the key because the Guys on a POWER TRIP !!

FETCHER. · 03-29-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Doesn't everybody?

Hello?

simplephysics · 03-29-2011, 05:52 PM

RezZ and I would be in for smokin' dope... s_k would be the one to turn us in.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-29-2011, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Urban would be imprisoned in a sex for cigarettes scandal that went down during his tenure as a guard.

I have both, what were you after my friend?

Here's some....

Kayleigh - Joyriding
Freebase - Hacking the Pentagon
Tore - Creating a human centipede
Vanilla - Peanut smuggling
Vegangelica - Cockfighting, bear baiting, Hare coarsing.
S-K - Stalking his ex
Tumor - Serial killing
right-track - Football hooliganism in the Merseyside area

**Janszoon** · 03-29-2011, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Tore - Creating a human centipede

right-track · 03-29-2011, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Tore - Creating a human centipede

I want one.

right-track · 03-29-2011, 06:12 PM

Lets see how long that one lasts...

crukster · 03-29-2011, 06:13 PM

Jesus Christ

Forget one I want all of em.

lmao at the dog "I've never seen this many pussys in my life!!!""

truly, all dogs go to Heaven.

Freebase Dali · 03-29-2011, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Lets see how long that one lasts...

About 3 minutes.

~~Dirty~~ · 03-29-2011, 06:24 PM

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Dayvan Cowboy - House is raided after suspicion of being an impostor of a 14 year old. Police find large stash of cocaine and semi-automatics.

Tumor - Has mental breakdown after a photo shopped picture with her and a clip-art hot dog are posted on internet. Ends up in mental institution. Counselors wear name brand, trendy clothes which provokes her to strangle them. Prison for life.

boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes car into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing.

Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits jail a woman hater.

03-29-2011, 05:47 PM	#31 (permalink)
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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Lets see how long that one lasts...

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crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	Jesus Christ Forget one I want all of em. lmao at the dog "I've never seen this many pussys in my life!!!"" truly, all dogs go to Heaven.

03-29-2011, 06:24 PM	#40 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends. Dayvan Cowboy - House is raided after suspicion of being an impostor of a 14 year old. Police find large stash of cocaine and semi-automatics. Tumor - Has mental breakdown after a photo shopped picture with her and a clip-art hot dog are posted on internet. Ends up in mental institution. Counselors wear name brand, trendy clothes which provokes her to strangle them. Prison for life. boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes car into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing. Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits jail a woman hater.