If MusicBanter was a prison...

holly984 · 03-31-2011, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

because you're just too good to be true, beb

Well in that case, guilty as charged. Bring out the handcuffs.

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.

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Originally Posted by oojay

Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.

Sending positive energy your way

ThePhanastasio · 03-31-2011, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.

I feel like s_k should be wearing pigtails. Right now. That is something I must see.

Queen Boo · 03-31-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I have a brain tumor. I don't find them that funny.

Dear lord man, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to trivialize your pain.........

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Originally Posted by oojay

I don't need sympathy, and I apologize for the "woe is me" demeanor. Just putting it out there so you can gauge my frame of mind I guess.

This is probably doing literally nothing but **positive vibes**

FETCHER. · 03-31-2011, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I've got no job, I can't see my son because his mother took off with him to go stay with her family, and I have a pineal cell brain tumor that's giving me hellacious epileptic seizures and will most likely kill me. I'm just broken down right now.

I know that the last thing you probably want is sympathy, but I couldn't help replying. I'm hopeful that you get to see your son again because that's absolutely horrible (and pretty much bang out of order) that you can't see him. I also hope you feel better about things in general and sorry for sympathy because I don't really like sympathy much myself. Chin up, sir.

Bloozcrooz · 04-01-2011, 01:22 AM

Prison Update...S K forced to smuggle cell phone in in his anus....updates Facebook status.."rough time in shower...hating map colors...hair hurts from getting yanked backwards"

s_k · 04-01-2011, 07:09 AM

;D. I don't even have a facebook app

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(hey, why am I being abused all the time?)

djchameleon · 04-01-2011, 08:41 AM

Oh I don't know if this has been said yet but

s_k would get arrested for violating a restraining order that some female placed on him because he was getting too touchy.

Edit: now that I have read everything

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

Aurora - enjoying something as vile as haggis

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

VEGANGELICA - PETA nude demonstration without a licence

that's all I can think of - will come out with more later

These were all funny but mines was a bit off. I've had to deal with them before and I'm passive to their ignorance so I wouldn't kill them for it.

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Lets see ill give this a shot

Dj- secretly buys some panty hose to cover up his face and go's back to the liquor store where the **** blocking arrogant cashier works. Beats him in the head with a can of Four Loco until he dies then feels bad and pays for the beer and leaves.
Dirty-Does his own manual version of photoshoping a billboard sign with a couple cans of paint. Only its broad daylight out and he's just downed an 18 pack of Lionshead and is oblivious to any passer by's on the highway. The portrait is one of the Refs that blew a call in one of Dirty's basketball games bending over and looking back at a 24 ft oscar mayer weiner coming out of his anus! Upon arrival in prison Dirty raps for commissary.
Freebase- finally confronts his hatred for June Bugs and upon firing off shots with his 12 gauge at the bug light he finally puchased. He accidently kills Janszoon...a prison gaurd. Lands himself a life sentence and makes S K smuggle drugs into prison for him..pays him with a hug and becomes a Kingpin Drug Dealer in the big house.

lol that sounds like something that might actually happen. Are you psychic?

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Originally Posted by oojay

Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.

I'm sending some positive thoughts and vibes your way man. There only way you can go from here on out is up up up. It's coming!

s_k · 04-01-2011, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

s_k would get arrested for violating a restraining order that some female placed on him because he was getting too touchy.

Hey, I always make sure they take the next step

Eidolon · 04-01-2011, 12:42 PM

I would be in prison for purging all forms of government and banks and mainstream music that all sounds the same.

Dayvan Cowboy · 04-01-2011, 02:49 PM

Tumor: Tumor would be arrested for attempting to flip pedestrians onto their heads. She attempts to flip a little old lady and accidentally breaks her back
Me: Dayvan's angst gets compressed down into a singularity and causes a mini black hole to form. causes millions of dollars in damages, gets sent to jail for the death of 327 people
Il Duce: stalks all of the tiny androgynous girls, gets sent to jail
S_K: Smiley Abuse.

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Eidolon Groupie Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13	I would be in prison for purging all forms of government and banks and mainstream music that all sounds the same.

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Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	Tumor: Tumor would be arrested for attempting to flip pedestrians onto their heads. She attempts to flip a little old lady and accidentally breaks her back Me: Dayvan's angst gets compressed down into a singularity and causes a mini black hole to form. causes millions of dollars in damages, gets sent to jail for the death of 327 people Il Duce: stalks all of the tiny androgynous girls, gets sent to jail S_K: Smiley Abuse.