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Old 04-18-2020, 01:36 PM   #5241 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2020, 01:38 PM   #5242 (permalink)
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He is. My mother let the dog out on the deck so I could smoosh her face and they were giving her a bath last night anyway. I joked and said he'd probably be safer just shooting the dog and he told me he'd shoot me first.
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Old 04-18-2020, 01:40 PM   #5243 (permalink)
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Yesterday I stopped by my parents house to get some paper towels as they had a good ammount and my dad literally threw them out the front window and said "This was your mothers idea. I love you but f*ck outta here please thanks."
I know a Freudian slip when I see one. What kind of gun?

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I joked and said he'd probably be safer just shooting the dog and he told me he'd shoot me first.
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Old 04-18-2020, 01:44 PM   #5244 (permalink)
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He is. My mother let the dog out on the deck so I could smoosh her face and they were giving her a bath last night anyway. I joked and said he'd probably be safer just shooting the dog and he told me he'd shoot me first.
If one member of a household is infected dogs are a real problem.
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Old 04-18-2020, 01:46 PM   #5245 (permalink)
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I know a Freudian slip when I see one. What kind of gun?

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If one member of a household is infected dogs are a real problem.
Over my dads dead body is any of them infected. He'll kill em first.
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Old 04-18-2020, 01:48 PM   #5246 (permalink)
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I thought dogs couldn't get infected or carry it.
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Old 04-18-2020, 01:52 PM   #5247 (permalink)
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Apparently they can it's just that dogs generally don't touch doorknobs and then rub their eye.
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I just wouldn’t let anybody play with my dog because she sleeps in bed with me. I dont know if they can catch it but it can live on surfaces. I don’t let anyone in her outside pen either. Crossing over a closed fence was damn near suicidal in this neighborhood before hand so that’s no problem.
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I just wouldn’t let anybody play with my dog because she sleeps in bed with me. I dont know if they can catch it but it can live on surfaces. I don’t let anyone in her outside pen either. Crossing over a closed fence was damn near suicidal in this neighborhood before hand so that’s no problem.
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