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Old 09-13-2019, 09:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Nice tongue action. You can practice that on my ding dong (for free)
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Nice try. My tongue action doesn't need practice
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Nice try. My tongue action doesn't need practice
I know that’s right!
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Old 09-13-2019, 06:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice try. My tongue action doesn't need practice
You give good blow jobs?
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How heteronormative. Tonge action encompasses more than just blowjobs
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How heteronormative. Tonge action encompasses more than just blowjobs
You're speaking of tongue action on "ding dongs".
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'ding dongs'? I don't think anyone using that word is ready for tongue action of any kind
Well, except Lou Reed maybe

But if we're speaking of ding-dong-tongue-fun only, I don't need practice with that either, because I don't think I'll ever use it
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