And why call the cops? If a patrol car was close enough they could legit stop you and then it's a 24-hour stay in the psych ward. Have you ever shot yourself? Do you honestly think you'd have the balls to do it without a big, long, drawn out, bitch cry? And wouldn't it be hilarious to let no one know and scare the hell out of the poor kid who had to take out the trash behind the Pizza Hut?

Or how about we don't off ourselves and whoever lives the longest wins?

What's the prize?

Induction into ZOG.

Every time someone dies, the remaining people get to split the possessions of the deceased?

How is that a prize? Also #ISeeWhatYouDidThere

That's a profitable model, where do I sign up? Oh, given that there's a no murdering each other clause.

Someone would still have to clean out the dumpster. They can’t legally just take a corpse to the dump. After your corpse is removed they still have to spray down and maybe even collect the skull fragments and gray matter as toxic waste.

Yeah. Dick move.

Plus they have to match the ballistics and residue and ownership of the gun. Check surveillance tapes. Rule out any possibility of foul play. If they didn’t bother suddenly dumpsters all over would fill up with murder victims dressed up like suicides.