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Old 11-10-2017, 09:29 PM   #3561 (permalink)
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Nah I ain’t go no advice about that ****
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:36 PM   #3562 (permalink)
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Nah I ain’t go no advice about that ****
Your main use to society is officially nullified. Try harder. Is it so hard to get a rec for a fun death drug?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:42 PM   #3563 (permalink)
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Your main use to society is officially nullified. Try harder. Is it so hard to get a rec for a fun death drug?
I think drug deaths are universally unfun.
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:49 PM   #3564 (permalink)
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I think drug deaths are universally unfun.
At least it'll be more interesting than this ****. Nothing could be more lame than dying bored in a hospital bed. Throw me out of a plane maybe.
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:56 PM   #3565 (permalink)
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Here's my ticket out. Will crawl into a dumpster, call the cops and tell them where to find me, and the gun. And then BLAM. I'll be dead before I hear the shot or feel any pain.

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Old 11-10-2017, 10:08 PM   #3566 (permalink)
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Honestly the jumping out of a plane and not pulling my parachute thing sounds better. A gun in the mouth just sounds miserable, while something with an experience to punctuate my existence sounds better. It might end up not being the most pleasant experience, but I'd still like something to make my consciousness go out with a bang. Just not a literal bang.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:01 AM   #3567 (permalink)
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Honestly the jumping out of a plane and not pulling my parachute thing sounds better. A gun in the mouth just sounds miserable, while something with an experience to punctuate my existence sounds better. It might end up not being the most pleasant experience, but I'd still like something to make my consciousness go out with a bang. Just not a literal bang.
I won't hear the bang. And the bullet will shut down my brain way faster than the pain will get to it. The dumpster will make for an easy cleanup. And the cops will get the gun before someone else does.

Pretty damn tidy if you asked me.
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:27 AM   #3568 (permalink)
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Bring on the pain boys. I want mine slow. Give me what you got.
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:37 AM   #3569 (permalink)
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Bring on the pain boys. I want mine slow. Give me what you got.
A gut shot sounds about right.

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Old 11-11-2017, 04:11 AM   #3570 (permalink)
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I won't hear the bang. And the bullet will shut down my brain way faster than the pain will get to it. The dumpster will make for an easy cleanup. And the cops will get the gun before someone else does.

Pretty damn tidy if you asked me.
Dumpsters are ****ing disgusting. Why would I want to spend my last moments gagging at rancid mayonnaise and cockroach feces? I really don't care enough about making a janitor's life less ****ty to do that.
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