Your main use to society is officially nullified. Try harder. Is it so hard to get a rec for a fun death drug?

I think drug deaths are universally unfun.

At least it'll be more interesting than this ****. Nothing could be more lame than dying bored in a hospital bed. Throw me out of a plane maybe.

Here's my ticket out. Will crawl into a dumpster, call the cops and tell them where to find me, and the gun. And then BLAM. I'll be dead before I hear the shot or feel any pain.

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Honestly the jumping out of a plane and not pulling my parachute thing sounds better. A gun in the mouth just sounds miserable, while something with an experience to punctuate my existence sounds better. It might end up not being the most pleasant experience, but I'd still like something to make my consciousness go out with a bang. Just not a literal bang.

I won't hear the bang. And the bullet will shut down my brain way faster than the pain will get to it. The dumpster will make for an easy cleanup. And the cops will get the gun before someone else does.

Pretty damn tidy if you asked me.

Bring on the pain boys. I want mine slow. Give me what you got.

A gut shot sounds about right.

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Dumpsters are ****ing disgusting. Why would I want to spend my last moments gagging at rancid mayonnaise and cockroach feces? I really don't care enough about making a janitor's life less ****ty to do that.

Bruh, go post in the gun thread.