Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Once she has her shiny new muffler, she'll be giving it a spin around the block. What wife wants her vag to look good for her husband?!? That goes against everything I've learned about women when their comfort levels reach a certain point. If you're already settled down and pooing with the door open, you're not primping your lady parts.

Originally Posted by crukster

I reckon she is very aware of the fact she's a lot hotter than him. And she's worried that if she loses her looks he'll leave her

or maybe she's got a very judgemental gynaecologist, who knows