OH HAY! Would you be interested in somma dat DESIGNER VAGINER????

GuitarBizarre · 03-30-2011, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

okay that lady is straight up retarded like seriously!

Why risk losing sensation to your clit just so that your beef curtains can look better?

Bitch are you doing porno and you need people to see your perfect looking pussy?

come the fuck on now.

Also, I object to making fun of the husband for his teeth.

Sure, he may need a nose job but leave his teeth alone.

I don't get the whole obsession with people wanting perfect looking teeth.

I have struggled with the little gap that I have between my teeth for years but I have come to embrace it in recent years. There is no way that I'm getting braces ever.

I like to think I have nice teeth. Of course, the front two are both partially fake, as they were chipped in 2 seperate incidents.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-02-2011, 08:16 AM

My vagina is quite happy being the sloppy Joe it is. So I have hair that can't be reached without a Brazilian, so I can nearly tie my lips into a bow, the main thing is that there are no cobwebs in the vaginal hole so a penis can go inside it. At the end of the day, if a guy is so focused on my vagina then he's probably got issues. Guess I'll never be a porn star. Sigh.

djchameleon · 04-02-2011, 08:19 AM

lol what? porn stars vaginas come in many shapes and sizes and levels of hairiness

if you wanted to be a porn star, I'm pretty sure you could.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-02-2011, 08:20 AM

As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares.

djchameleon · 04-02-2011, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares.

quoted for truth

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-02-2011, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares.

It's wet alright. I love talking about my vagina. It's so special to me. I'm actually the type of person that would talk about it to your face too.

djchameleon · 04-02-2011, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

It's wet alright. I love talking about my vagina. It's so special to me. I'm actually the type of person that would talk about it to your face too.

I wouldn't expect any less of you

I would be shocked if you DIDN'T talk about it to my face and others.

s_k · 04-02-2011, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

It's wet alright. I love talking about my vagina. It's so special to me. I'm actually the type of person that would talk about it to your face too.

Vagina monologues.

I'd probably end up seeing it.

I somehow have this strange thing that makes girls not to be ashamed around me. It's nice. It has become pretty common for me to drink tea with a girl who's in the bath tub haha. I just ask at some point 'want some tea?' and then 'are you decent?' and usually it goes 'nah, doesn't matter'.

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**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-02-2011, 08:38 AM

I love being totally comfortable with someone. I miss it.

s_k · 04-02-2011, 08:41 AM

I didn't mean girlfriends in this case. But obviously my girlfriends didn't mind me seeing them naked. That would be weird.

Or did you mean "regular" friends

04-02-2011, 08:16 AM	#22 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	My vagina is quite happy being the sloppy Joe it is. So I have hair that can't be reached without a Brazilian, so I can nearly tie my lips into a bow, the main thing is that there are no cobwebs in the vaginal hole so a penis can go inside it. At the end of the day, if a guy is so focused on my vagina then he's probably got issues. Guess I'll never be a porn star. Sigh. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-02-2011, 08:38 AM	#29 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I love being totally comfortable with someone. I miss it. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

04-02-2011, 08:41 AM	#30 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	I didn't mean girlfriends in this case. But obviously my girlfriends didn't mind me seeing them naked. That would be weird. Or did you mean "regular" friends __________________ Click here to see my collection